Moony trying to enjoy his evening newspaper while attending to the call of nature.
Peter: And a one. And a two. And a one, two, three.
Sirius and James: A wema way a wema way a wema way a wema way.
Remus: For the love of Merlin, please don't.
All three: In the toilet
The mighty toilet
The werewolf poops tonight
A wema way a wema way
Pee-eeeee-eee-eeeeeee
A number one on the way.Remus: Idiots.
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