Number One

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Moony trying to enjoy his evening newspaper while attending to the call of nature.

Peter: And a one. And a two. And a one, two, three.

Sirius and James: A wema way a wema way a wema way a wema way.

Remus: For the love of Merlin, please don't.

All three: In the toilet
                  The mighty toilet
                  The werewolf poops tonight
                  A wema way a wema way
                  Pee-eeeee-eee-eeeeeee
                  A number one on the way.

Remus: Idiots.

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