After the incident in the Department of Mysteries that we don't like talking about.
James: So how did you get here?
Sirius: So I was with the Order of the Phoenix and Moony (poor bugger, I'm going to miss him) fighting Voldemort in the Ministry of Magic's Department of Mysteries, (the Department of Mysteries, Prongs), when my demented cousin Bellatrix, (you know her, the one with the mountain of curly hair and a smile uglier than Filch's Crown Jewels), threw this cures at me that made me fall into these weird curtains, (I mean, I think they were curtains), and now I'm here.
James: You can't be serious.
Sirius: I'm dead Sirius.
James:
Sirius:
James and Sirius: *Giggling like a pair of idiotic eight year olds.*
Lily: I'm in the afterlife and I still have to deal with that horrid pun. This is the epitome of sad.
Sirius's line is probably the longest sentence I've ever written in my life and most definitely the longest I'll ever write.
YOU ARE READING
𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖱𝖺𝗆𝖻𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖯𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽
FanfictionRamble: Walk for pleasure. "𝘎𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯, 𝘏𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘥. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨." //A collection of extremely and mind bogglingly short stories from the Wizarding World (mostly the Marauders).// ...
