chapter 13
good shot
that stupid Nicholas I wanna shit on him. It was days after that incident when Nayeon notices my angry mood "what? LQ with Taehyung?"
I turn to her and yell "heck no! it's just someone! Ugh so annoying!" I scratch my collar from all the irritation, he embarrassed me in front of our parents
I hate him!
"What's with the frown, pretty girl?" Taehyung sneaks up from behind me and chuckles, I instantly forgot I was in a bad mood
"N-nothing"
"By the way, wanna eat at Mcdonalds on the way home later?" he asks making me tilt my head to see Nayeon smirking at me "oh go on, I have my own escapades with Lexis"
"But Nayeon-"
"Come on, don't worry about me bess!" she waves her hand in the air while giving me the look of someone selling off their bestfriend, then fine! "my mom also invited you for dinner"
My eyes widen, is this it?! the meeting the parents?!
"Um, sure." I grin and look back at him, he had this satisfied look as he wraps his arms around my neck and snuggles on the side of my head "I'm gonna tell them I'm courting you."
Nayeon's smile grows wider from what she heard, whatever, she already knew from the start. She pats me "I just hope they don't burst your bubble"
Burst my bubble? how?
The dinner itself was a disaster, all I did was breathe in silence with Taehyung as the rest of his family narrates stories with an invisible microphone on their hands
They kept on blabbering nonsense
"Oh my God, did you use protection?"
First time I heard that I chocked on my water
"Was it strawberry? oh try the chocolate. I mean, you're a sharp shooter right, son?"
Taehyung choked on his chicken
What the heck is this conversation about condoms!
"Never mind, don't use it. hurry up with your playdates on bed, I need a grandson"
Nayeon was giving me the told you so look. oh for once did I feel bothered by Miss Kim, I always knew she was this yappy about things
But her sex education? it's messed up
"Was it a bullseye my son?" she says teasingly at Taehyung who was squirming beside me, Mr. Kim was scolding her but she's too indulged with the topic
"Mommy" Taehyung hushes her in a small voice "we haven't done that" I just wanted to laugh all this awkward air away but I couldn't
"What? do you have a limp dick? my gosh I am so disappointed-"
"Mommy, stop talking about that! she's not eighteen yet!" Taehyung scolds her in a half-hearted way. is he pertaining that it's moral to dirty talk when I'm eighteen?
Well, dirty talks are funny
"Oh come on, you're one to talk" Taehyung widens his eyes and turns to me, as if he wanted to turn back time and prevent me from hearing that "I said stop talking about that!"

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Whipped | Vhyun
Fanfiction"the way I see you and the others are different." Taehyung said to me a selfless love was scary. but he never knew that what we had was beyond that. I was whipped for him since the very beginning and so was he. Things simply came by and we met agai...