Technoblade vs Spider

The Meet

Technoblade was bored. He tried watching YouTube but barely anything amused him. He sighed as he opened discord and checked messages. There wasn't much but he still felt interested in this sudden conversation of insects.

Speaking of insects, he suddenly felt eyes glaring at him. He tried to ignore it but the more he ignored it the more uncomfortable he got. He finally looked at the direction of the uncomfortable energy and saw a creature. The creature was black, fuzzy and had eight horribly long legs. It was a spider, technoblade was creeped out. He was never fond of spiders, they looked creepy.

Techno glared back at the huge ugly creature and thought about how this creature had the high ground. He needed to protect his family from this horrible creature. He compared the levels of this and the previous spiders, this one's level was pretty high. He needed to beat it.

He searched for some kind of long range weapon and got anxious as he watched the spider. The spider was in the corner. He calculated the area and thought about the disadvantage. If his aim missed, the spider could move to a different area and the weapon would be useless.

After minutes of searching he found a worthy weapon and stared at the spider. The spider gave off bored energy and he did not like it. He remembered
Sun Tzu, the art of war and prepared himself. He should not fear, fear is the ultimate loser move and he could not do that. He smiled bravely and then he went forward.

To be continued