one day, dite decided to viisitt here old pal burnsie, like hse always does whenever she is bored. but today was different. todaay dite brot i gift~~!!! biut not a usual gif, nonononono. dite likes to bring burnsie fllowers, but not today. today, dite broguth something else
"knock kocnk!" dite called out at burnsie's door. )peet was there too btw.)
"hello?" burnsie came downstairs adn popedn up the door, confused.
"hi, i brought you somthing," dite sadi.
"ooooo what is it?" burnsie siad
"gun."
"uh oh," burnsie saidl..
"mhm"
and that's how vurnsie ded.
the ned.
(author's note: peet did in fact try to kill dite afterwards but could not get out the door. this is because peet is canonically 9 feet tall.)