teleco recently lerned of the passing of burnsie, sadge. i dont thin kthat he cared too mcuh, but maybe he wanted to pretend like he did. also he thought that peet was pretty cool bc everhyone throguht that peet ws pretty cool. so telexo was like" mmm imma resurrection burnsie today i think"
no one really knew how to resurrect people, but maybe peet knew cuz like peet used to be a totem of undying but acctually wasnt bc peet was a baby iron golem paints gold to look like totem. but peet was not a totem. so telexo went to epeet for help!!!!!
peet does not speek
peet has no mouf
"peet how ressurect ur mom?" telexo asked
peet can't speak
"okay, cool, thanks" telexo said, then went rummaging in burnsies's stuff bc he has no boundaries. eventually, he found her spare ottem of undying and was like "omg maybe this can bring burnsie back to life."
he threw the totem at burnsie's corpse that ws still lying on the floor bc peet does not have habnds and therefore cannot clean up the body. there is alos ketchup. gosh darn it dite.
nothing happened tho bc burnsie's already dead, a totem isnt fonna fix thaat smh.
"okay so now what do u do?" teelxo asked.
peet can't tlak, how many times do i have to ytell you telexo live??????????????????????? stupid sans kinnsie, smh my head.
but because rteleco is in fact a sns innsie, he can, in fact, bring back the ded just because he feels like it. so he did. and up came burnsie, rising liek the dead. uwu
"lmao thanks telexo" burnsie said
"you are welcoem," telecco said
"you area sans kinnie" birnsie reminded him
"mhm"
then ed.
