Homon't himbo with 15 heteron'ts | A V3 Chatfic((Non-Despair AU))

idk theyre jus gay

'Prostitutes'
3:33 A.M.

Evil: Sup sluts

Slutruma: Ahem?

Evil: And others who arent Iruma

Slutruma: Thank you.

Baby boy Baby: Hello Ouma-kun!

Evil: Is it just me or is my beloved happy to see me🥺🥺

Baby boy Baby: Ah, well, i guess i am happy,,,

Evil: Awww!! Saihara-chan loves me!

Baby boy Baby: AS A FREUEND

Evil: Hehe~ sureeee

Baby boy Baby: BHzJJzj susutSUHUT

Slutruma: Yall done flirting or🤨?

Evil: Ill never stop flirting with my precious darling!

Baby boy Baby: Im desd

Baby boy Baby: Goofbye

Evil: Baby nooo!!

Slutruma: Homos

Tsuwumugi: U DATING?!1!2!/32??2

Evil: I wish;(

Tsuwumugi: Fuck

Idiot: U guys woke me up smh

Evil: Stfu hetero bitch

Idiot: :(

Evil: (Im kidding man ily no homo)

Idiot: (nah i know, no worries)

Baby boy Baby: Friendship is magic

Slutruma: WJDIOSJSISFKJFKKKDJSJJSJDUDJFNHSJJD

Evil: Anywayyy~~~~~~

Evil: Shumaiiiiii

Evil: My loveeee

Evil: Baby boyyyy

Baby boy Baby: Yes,,?

Evil: My little slutttt

Baby boy Baby: HWAT

Slutruma: ?!????YALL FUCKIN????

Baby boy Baby: NO WER ENOT

Evil: Yeah yeah anyway

Evil: Come to my room my beloved prince:(

Baby boy Baby: Ill get in trouble though,,

Evil: Then ill come to yours!

Baby boy Baby: But then you'll get in trouble!

Evil: Sooo~? I don't care! I just wanna snuggle<3

Baby boy Baby: iekwkdnxkfjz

Tsuwumugi: YOU CUDDLE??!3!?4?

Baby boy Baby: Sometimes,,,

Slutruma: YALL BARELY KNOW EACHOTHER

Slutruma: Istg one of these days Cockitchys gonna have his hand down your pants

Evil: No way!!

Evil: No offense though! I just cant bear the thought of ruining Shumais innocence!!

Baby boy Baby: (can you bring gummies and chocolate,,,)

Evil: (ofc my love<3)

Baby boy Baby: (:D)

Rawr xd: nyeh, im trying to watch harry potter,,zshut up

Yknow nya: wait can i join

Rawr xd: yes