Big Time Bus

If you go into the woods today

As Gustavo sped into the woods, he began to listen less to traffic laws the further out he got from the city. Gustavo began to off-road for a little while before making it out to a clearing. There he parked the bus "Everyone out!!!" With everyone filed out, Gustavo locked up the bus "For the next part of our trip you are going to have to teach ME something!!! And when you have you may go back onto the bus." Tim went up first with no prompting and showed Gustavo his sketches. The first was one of those flip book animations where he quickly flipped through the pages to make animation. There was a small animation of Tim punching Arnold in the face. Then flipping to a random page in his sketch pad shows a crudely drawn scene of Wanda being ran over by Gustavo. Gustavo had an expression of mild interest " Well I know about the first one. But I didn't know that last thing. I thought she just stayed behind." Tim closing his sketchbook "She stayed behind alright." Gustavo gave a little clap of applause to Tim and let him back on the bus. Looking back at everyone "Well?!?!? Teach me something?!" Dorthy smugly pulls out her notebook "Well? What do you want to know I've done a lot of research." Gustavo lazily "Bears..." Dorthy went down a long list of facts about bears pertaining mostly to odd quirks in their diet and odd family relations in an attempt to stump Gustavo." Gustavo barely focusing and not even looking at Dorthy "Well that's all good and all but what I need is something I don't already know. And do you know what I don't know?" Dorthy shaking her head "I don't know what happens when you slap a bear and call it a bitch!" Dorthy confused " Why would I need to slap a bear?" Grabbing his face "Do you need to get back on the bus?" Thus they hiked in an attempt to find a bear cave. It took several hours but at long last they found it. Waiting outside the cave Dorthy looked nervous and was trembling. Gustavo looking around "Hey Carlos, Arnold go help Dorthy slap a bear. Go in there and be moral support for her." Carlos blindly agrees without a second thought, however, Arnold freaks out "No way!!!! I'm not sticking my neck out for this. This isn't even my assignment!!" Gustavo looking down "Well i guess you taught me something. I knew you were a wimp but I didn't know you were such a little bitch too. You get to go back to the bus." Gustavo point to Carlos and Dorthy "Let's do some learning!!!" Both entered the cave after a couple of minutes everyone heard a slap echo out from the cave with the sound of an angry bear. Out from the shadows came Carlos running motioning for everyone to run. Despite his large size, Gustavo posed no problem with keeping up with the kids "What happened Carlos?" "Well Gustavo I'd hate to be the bearer of hard news but Dorthy didn't make it out!" Everyone giggled while Gustavo laughed. In a moment of delight "Well Carlos you taught me you could be even funnier than before. I'm in a good enough mood we can move on to the next part of our trip!" Arnold snapped "The whole thing didn't matter!?!?! You killed Dorthy !!! And you called it off because Carlos told a joke!?!?!?! What is even the point of this then!?!?!" Gustavo unphased "Too late to play tough guy Arnold I know your a big baby so it doesn't mean anything. Also, you'll see what I mean at the end of the field trip." With this they made it back to the school bus and drove off to their next destination.