What kind of love triangle?!

Holy-

Parker jolted awake. She was so tired for some reason. And nervous. She was supposed to meet her soulmate today, but she hadn't met anyone. With a heavy sigh, Parker pulled her hiking boots on and her canvas jacket. Stepping out into the garage, she got on her motorcycle. Slinging her backpack on, and stuffing her helmet on, she peeled out of the garage.
She drove for miles, her celestial matter drawing her closer. An itch in her heart made her drive faster, needing to be there.
The itch stopped and she stopped, parking her bike an taking her helmet off, she found she was at a crossroads. It was deserted. Cursing angrily, she swung back on her bike. She couldn't bring herself to start it. Plopping down under a shady tree across the way, she sipped a bottle of water.
Leaning against the tree, she watched a squirrel try to figure out her motorcycle. Laughing at the antics of the critter, she didn't notice the man until he was standing in front of her.
Parker jumped. That man wasn't there before. He was wearing a black leather jacket and faded jeans, biker boots and he had a bouquet of flowers in his hands. He had huge muscles on his arms (so many tattoos) and chest.
Parker quickly stood up and searched the mans face. Short amber hair was cropped close to his scalp. He had a goatee and stubble on his cheeks with bright, beautiful amber honey on sage and toffee eyes. He was smirking. He was undoubtably handsome.
Backing up a few steps, Parker got to he bike just as another man appeared. This man had long ish brown hair and bright green eyes wearing a v-neck tee shirt that defined his muscles and tight jeans. His skin was marked with tattoos. He was glaring at the other man. Parker felt her heart thump and her eyes flickered with worry.
"Um. Hello?" Parker asked, still backing up. Both men's eyes locked on her and they searched her face.
"Hello Parker." The v-neck guy said with a smile. Biker boots grinned and held out the flowers to her "For my beautiful soulmate." Biker boots smirked over at v-neck.
"She's not going to be your soulmate." V-neck growled and turned to the other. Both men squared up and started swinging punches. Parker yelled, "stop what are you doing?!" Both men stopped. "There seems to be a mix up, for this imbecile seems to think you are going to be his soulmate." v-neck glared at the other man. V-neck continued, "my name is Gabriel. I am your guardian angel. Lucifer isn't-"
"Don't let him fool you. I'm your soulmate. I'm Lucifer." Biker boots cut in.
Gabriel smacked Lucifer and Lucifer punched his side.
"Stop. " Parker said. Both men stopped. "Why am I not supposed to be drawn to you?" Parker looked at both of them.

"Because Lucifer is supposed to be doing time in hell, not out here." Lucifer rolled his eyes at Gabriel's remark.
"How about we talk this over at my house?" Parker suggested.
"Great idea," Lucifer said with a grin. "Gabriel, I'll ride with her and you can mojo yourself there."
"Not a chance. You are not to be trusted." With that, Gabriel gently touched Parker's and Lucifer's forehead and zapped them to Parker's house.

When they zapped there, Parker's knees felt weak and she almost fell. "What the hell?! Ouch!" Parker yelled from the floor. Lucifer helped her upright before answering. "Gabriel is an archangel. I was until I was put in hell."
Parker saw they were in the garage with her motorcycle.
Gabriel apologized and they walked up and into the house.
"Are your parents home?" Gabe whispered in her ear.
"No. They left for a business trip. They won't be home until later this week. " Both men looked mortified.
"You mean to tell me, these people completely disregarded your birthday, and left?!" Lucifer's eyes flamed red. Parker gently put her hand on his face and he simmered down immediately.
Lucifer hugged her front and rested his chin on her head.
For the first time that day, Parker felt loved. Putting both arms in front she held Lucifer.

The trio eventually settled down on the couch to talk.
Gabriel was on her right, not really touching her but Lucifer was stroking her hand.
"You have to decide if you want Lucifer. I wouldn't recommend you being with him."
Gabriel said suddenly. Parker sighed and asked, "why? I'm perfectly happy with Lucifer. I can feel it in my soul."
"I know honey I know. " Lucifer nuzzled his nose in her hair, sighing
Parker pulled away from both of them. "I just can't. If I choose to follow Gabriel's advice and not be with Lucifer, I feel ripped apart." Parker started pacing. "I can't I can't I can not!!" Parker started hyperventilating. the edges of her vision grew fuzzy. Gabriel and Lucifer both helped her onto the couch. In a few moments, she calmed down. Gabriel was stroking her hair and Lucifer was holding her in his arms, murmuring quietly into her ear.
Looking over Parker at Gabriel, Lucifer mouthed, "why must you make her choose?"
Parker sat in between the two men and held both of their hands. She stood suddenly, and both men were on their feet. Blushing, she asked, "are you guys hungry? "
Both men laughed and Gabriel said,
"angels can eat but they don't need to."
"Oh. Well, I'm starving." Parker mumbled and went into the kitchen. Lucifer and Gabriel trailed behind her.

Parker pulled out the takeout menus from the drawer and sifted through them. Lucifer hopped up on the counter and sat. Gabriel leaned against the counter and watched.

"Anything in particular you want to taste?" Parker asked.

"You." Lucifer said. Gabriel whacked his arm. Lucifer grinned at Parker's expression.
"Chinese it is, then." Parker handed them the menu and they looked over it.
Parker wrote down what she wanted and took their orders As well.
Calling up the Chinese Palace, she ordered over the phone while Gabriel started messing with the stereo by the den.
"Thanks. You too. Bye." Parker hung up the phone and turned around. Gabriel had started to play some classical music. Lucifer hip-checked Gabriel and changed the song to classic rock.
Gabriel glared and changed the song again. Lucifer actually growled, and he changed the song again. Parker walked right up and put a hand on their chests. Stepping in between them, the tension dimmed slightly.
"Stop. Both of you are acting like children." Parker stared at them and they stopped glaring.
Turning off the stereo, Parker gabbed an ear on both men and pulled them over into the living room.
"Ow ow ow! That hurts!" Both angels yelped.
Parker let go and turned to face them. Although she only met him today, she felt a deep connection with Lucifer.
"Hug it out. " Parker said.
They gave a bro hug and let go quickly.
"No more fighting. Ok?" Parker pulled both of them into another hug and breathed in the earthy scent. Parker blushed and pulled away. Lucifer growled and cupped her cheek, tilting her face up to him. He pushed a kiss onto her lips, electricity buzzing between them. Parker pushed them both away lightly but neither of them budged.
Their souls entwined together, Parker's heart melting. Her lips connected again with Lucifer's and her heart raced. Lucifer pulled her back into another kiss. Both left her feeling hot and confused. The doorbell rang loudly.
The kissing stopped. Parker cleared her throat and pulled away from the tangle of arms and chest.
Hurrying to the door, she opened it and took the delivery boy's delivery. Paying and giving him a large tip, she shut the door. Putting the food on the counter in the kitchen, she turned around to call for the boys but they has been behind her. Gasping quietly, Parker jumped slightly.
Silently, they divvied up the food and took it to the den. Each had a takeout container filled with different things. Parker sat in the corner couch part and ate quietly. After a bit of silence, Lucifer growled, "are we not going to talk about what just happened?"
"Drop the subject, Lucifer." Gabriel said, tensing up.
"What if I don't." Lucifer challenged.
"Then things are going to get interesting, brother." Gabriel rose to his full height. Lucifer put the takeout aside and stood up made himself seem bigger. Gabriel's eyes started to glow blue while Lucifer's turned red.
Parker stood up calmly. Setting her food aside, Parker walked up to them and said, "what did I say, not even two minutes ago? What did I say?!"
Lucifer and Gabriel both stopped glowing and they looked ashamed.
"Sorry," they mumbled.
They all sat back down, Parker giving each of them the 'I'm-ignoring-you' and sat in the bean bag chair for one.