Holy Schist

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A few days ago, a package came addressed to my dad. My mom and I couldn't figure out what it was so we asked him when he came home.
Turns out it was for me, so I opened and... just look at the picture above. I have no idea how he found the website. Believe it or not, there's a whole story behind this.
A couple weeks before hand, I had be playing minecraft ( using the attack of the b team mod pack if you're wondering) and my dad came up and asked what I was doing. So I began explaining what I was doing and the purpose of the game, and then while mining some ore a creeper came up behind me and exploded. naturally, I freaked out and screamed "HOLY SCHIST!" as loud as I could.( anyone get the HoO reference?)
And that my friends, is the story of the Holy Schist, blessed by right irreverend Dana Hunter, church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster .

Stay crazy,
- C.A.Z.

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