Wally: did they fall for it?!
Artemis: oh yeah...
Artemis: chased me around Metropolis for 4 hours
Artemis: had to pretend that I didnt know that 6 superheros were following me...
Artemis: Rob's laugh was a dead giveaway
Artemis: he laughed like 30 times in less than 5 minutes
Wally: that's Robin alright
Artemis: anyways...
Artemis: they gave up when they followed me home
Wally: how long do u think we can keep this up for?
Artemis: idk... but we cant say anything or else Sportsmaster will come.
Artemis: and I dont want anything bad happening to u
Wally: awww r u being affectionate?
Artemis: hey!
Artemis: do u want to die or not??
Wally: ur right...
Artemis: thank you!
Wally: I do not want to die without seeing the Eiffel Tower first
Artemis: wow way to ruin the moment
Wally: me?!
Artemis: yes you!
Artemis: who else am I talking to rn?
Wally: idk... me of course!
Artemis: whatever... my feet are killing me!
Artemis: walking around in heels for 4 hours is painful
Wally: yikes
Wally: that sounds like torture
Artemis: yeah no kidding
Artemis: so what lame excuse did Rob use before leaving u at his place
Wally: oh ur gonna love this!
Artemis: I'll be the judge of that
Wally: so we're playing Mario Kart and Rob is always super competitive but then his phone starts chirping and Robin literally dropped his controller and lung for his phone! He kept texting someone and his phone kept chirping every couple second... I think it was the group chat they have 4 us cause 5 minutes later he tells me that Batman set himself on fire and he needs Rob's help... I ended up snooping round his place and winning Mario Kart!
Artemis: his phone CHIRPED?!?!
Wally: uh-huh!
Artemis: and his excuse to leave was Batman set himself on fire?!?!?!
Wally: double uh-huh!
Artemis: u were absolutely right
Artemis: that
Artemis: was
Artemis: the
Artemis: FUNNIEST STORY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Artemis: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wally: ikr and Alfred had to come in and was completely dumbfounded whe he saw Rob leave and me cracking up on the floor!
Artemis: omfg
Artemis: I'm using that as blackmail from now on!!
Wally: way ahead of u beautiful
Artemis: anyways I gotta sleep now!
Wally: alright...
Wally: me too
Artemis: good night Baywatch
Wally: good night Beautiful
Wally: ❤💚💛
Artemis: what's that? ☝🏻
Wally: well the red is for one part of my KF costume
Wally: and then the green is 4 u
Wally: and yellow is for me again
Wally: I'm basically with u...
Artemis: awww Wally! Thats so sweet
Wally: 😊❤
Artemis: anyways I rlly gotta sleep now
Wally: same here... my mom is threatening to take away my phone if I dont sleep rn
Artemis: then go to sleep!!
Wally: im trying!
Artemis: alright good night Wally!!! ❤❤
Wally: good night Artemis
