Wally: Do you think they're sus yet??
Artemis: who know... it could take them years b4 they find out
Wally: Do you know that they have a group chat called 'Operation Spitfire' ?
Artemis: yeah I saw it when Dick texted them about something a couple days ago
Wally: so do you know what they're saying?
Artemis: no do you?
Wally: yep!
Artemis: ok spill! what are they saying?
Wally: just to get us together
Artemis: well that's done
Wally: yeah but they don't know that
Artemis: well we don't have to tell them right now
Wally: yeah but I feel bad...
Wally: Rob's my best friend
Wally: I tell him everything!
Artemis: yeah but does he tell you everything?
Wally: ....
Wally: I don't know
Artemis: Baywatch, don't you dare feel bad! He is keeping secrets from you! Like how he and Zee have created a group chat just so they can scheme together and try to get us 'together'. And as your girlfriend you better listen!
Wally: when did you become my mom?
Artemis: since you told me you liked me 3 weeks ago, after the first note that Rob tried to slip into my locker without me noticing
Artemis: he's Batman's protégé for crying out loud
Wally: he was probably distracted
Artemis: yeah prob
Wally: welp I'm going to bed now
Wally: sweet dreams babe
Artemis: night Wally