Drunk Luke
Luke: heleo
Ash: hi...?
Luke: wgere is tou?
Ash: wth? Luke are you drunk?
Luke: I d0nt no yeeetttt
Ash: mmk where are you and how much did you drink?
Luke: IM AT THE BAR! I ghink a lit
Ash: okay ima come get you
Luke: hahaha you said ima come
Ash: -___- yea whatever, just stay put.
Luke: I’m stuckkkkkkkk in lava I cant movvee
Ash: okay.
Luke: I have to pee
Ash: ...
Luke: trealy bsd
Ash: im here where are you
Luke: rwmenbr wgen I told you I hsd too pee
Ash: yes
Luke: I ciuldnt hold it and I qent in the budhes
Ash: oh my God ok where tf are you
Luke: bwhind the building
Ash: ok AND PUT YOUR SPELL CHECK BACK ON
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(Ashton’s pov)
I got out the car and made my way around the building. Looking around, I spotted Luke crouching down by a bush... right where he said he was gonna be. I jogged over to him, grabbing his arm, and tugging his pants back up. “Luke what the hell is wrong with you?” I asked roughly, dragging him back to the car.
“I got lost in wonderland?” He gasped in daze. I put him in the back seat, buckling him up. “I wanna sit in the front!” he whined. “Ima big boy.” I shook my head, closing the door and going around to the other side to get in the drivers seat.
Once in, I started the ignition and began driving home. “So, how did you end up in a bar in the first place?” “I think I flew-!” he yelled. I turned around; shooting him a warning look and he clamped his mouth shut. “When we get home, it’s straight to bed for you.” I said sternly.
“No! I wanna stay up with you.” I looked in the rearview mirror catching a glimpse of his pouty face. “Luke,” I sighed. “It’s 2 in the morning; I’m going to bed too.”
I pulled into our driveway, getting out the car before walking around to get Luke. I unbuckled him and picked him up, as he wrapped his legs around my waist like a koala bear. I opened the front door, dropping the keys on the counter and carried Luke up the stairs.
“I’m not even tired.” He yawned, once I entered our room. I lay him gently on the bed, walking over to the dresser to pick out some night clothes for him. “Asshton!” he called, “what?” I turned around to see he had rolled off the bed and onto the floor. Sighing, I randomly picked some mixed matched pj’s and walked back over to him.
“Luke, c’mon get up.” I bargained, as he resisted when I tried to pull him off the ground. “I wanna sleep on the floor.” He mumbled, drowsily. “No.”
When I had finally managed to get him up after 15 minutes, I tugged off his shirt replacing it with the one I picked out, soon reaching down to pull off his pants. “Are we gonna have sexy?” he giggled, grabbing my hand and rubbing it against his groin. “no, Luke.” I smirked.
“but I wanna have sexy” he whined. Sighing, I pulled on his pants and pulled the covers over us both. “Goodnight, Lukey.” I said, ignoring his statement. I kissed his forehead and turned off the light. “can I tell you a secret?” “Yea, sure.” He nuzzled his head into my chest, and I pulled him closer.
“I like you.” He said. “I know babe,” I giggled. “you told me that 2 years ago.” “do you like me too?” “no.” I heard him whine and I chuckled. “I love you, idiot.” The whining abruptly stopped and I heard him gasp. “I love you too!” he cheered.
“Goodnight, baby.”
“Goodnight.”
