Luke: Ashton!
Ash: what babe, you okay?
Luke: NO!
Ash: what’s wrong?
Luke: I can’t sit properly :-(
Ash: what does that mean?
Ash: wait.... ⊙︿⊙
Luke: my bum still hurts D-:
Ash: .... I wasn’t too rough...
Luke: I think there might be something wrong.(╯︵╰,)
Ash: STOP overreacting.
Luke: no seriously, it’s been 2 days and it still hurts.
Ash: do you wanna get.... looked at or...?
Luke: God no! That would be so fucking embarrassing!
Ash: well... your health is important.
Luke: not that important...
Michael: I think it is...(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Luke: WTF! HOW DID YOU????
Michael: YOU’RE IN THE WRONG CHAT DUMBASS!
Luke: Omfg!
Ash: shit.
Calum: I’m laughing so fucking hard!
Calum: Lukey are you okay? Wouldn’t want your bum to be overly damaged.
Michael: OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Luke: shut up!
Michael: YOU SHUT UP LOSER!
Ash: hey! Don’t call him that! (t-__-)
Luke: you’re so mean mikey Ihysm :-(
Michael: ILY2
Calum: ash maybe you should have been a little bit gentler
with your baby.
Ash: -__- SHUT UP!
Calum: aha :D
Calum: JUST SAYING! JUST SAYING!
Michael: don’t.... just don’t.
Calum: STFU.
Michael: anywayyy maybe next time your dumbass will actually look at the chat name...
Luke: -__-
Ash: don’t act like you and cal don’t fuck every single night! Trying to be innocent little shits!
Calum: shut up!
Ash: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE HAD THE NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN ABOUT DISTURBING NOISES?!
Michael: that was all cal...
Calum: did you seriously just blame me for that -__-
Michael: yea...
Calum: I hate you.... and this band.
Michael: love ya 2 bb
