[DEPRECATED] Azur Lane x World of Warships: The Sirens!

Talk Show: Questions and Answers

Writer: Hello readers and welcome to my talk show! Here, I have Hammann and Valkyrie with me. Girls, say hi.

Valkyrie: Hello everyone!

Hammann: Do I have to?

Writer: No, but you're cuter if you do- Anyway...

I took out a piece of pap-... "a piece of paper"?! Are you insane? I don't write on stupid paper! Take 2! .... I took out my tablet and turned it on.

Writer: So, some of the readers have asked some questions towards you girls... so let's just get started!

Hammann: Alright!

Valkyrie: We're ready!

Writer: The first question is for you Hammann: Do you like lemons?

She looked at me with a scared expression.

Hammann: I-if you mean the fruit... y-yes...

Writer: What other "lemon" is there?

Hammann: N-nevermind...

Writer: Ok....? Next question! Do you girls fear a nuclear war between Eagle Union and Northern Parliament?

Valkyrie: Pretty sure you mean USA and Russia..

Writer: Right... the other names are the shipgirl naval bases' names.

Hammann: Why would we fear a nuclear war between the US and Russia when everyone on our Earth are allies?

Writer: Because on our planet, everyone is tense about a nuclear war breaking out.

Valkyrie: Oh.... I hope it doesn't.....

Writer: Next question is "Is Ayanami still alive?"

Valkyrie: Well, no... She's dead, but Akashi said that she would see if she could repair Ayanami. So, we don't know if she'll be coming back yet...

Hammann: I hope she does...

Valkyrie: All of us hope she does...

Writer: Next one is "Is author scary?"

Hammann: Yes! Absolutely! I once peeked under his bed and saw plans that he'll kill us in the 3rd season.

Valkyrie: Really?

Writer: Hey! No peeking under my bed! Next question: "Is author an alien cat?"

Both of the girls giggled.

Valkyrie: I think that answer should be obvious; no, but don't you actually have an alien cat as a pet-

Writer: Ahem! We don't talk about that here... Next question! "Does Stalin exist?"

Hammann: Who's Stalin?

Writer: I don't know...

Hammann: Then, I don't know either...

Valkyrie: I think I know who he's talking about...

Writer: Last question! "How did technology regress?"

Hammann: Regress?

Writer: Why are there still warships in the 2030s?

Hammann: Because why wouldn't there be?

Writer: The 2030s is supposed to be so much more advanced...

Hammann: The US actually tried to make a Mega Reactor FTL Rocket Thruster, but failed... maybe that's why we aren't more advanced yet? Idk...

Writer: But, the readers also mentioned something about guided missiles... why don't your ships have them?

Hammann: In the battle against the Sirens, the different countries needed a lot of warships. So, they didn't put any missiles on us, so we would be cheaper to build.

Writer: Makes sense...

I turned the tablet off and put it aside.

Writer: So, Valkyrie... How does it feel to be overpowered?

Valkyrie: Overpowered? I literally die from 2 salvoes...

Writer: You forgot about your upgrades...

Valkyrie: Riiiiiight... I did have those things... by the way... how many battle points do I currently have?

Writer: I think they were around 83,6K.

Both: Say what?!

Writer: Yeah... you killed so many enemies and some of them give a lot of BPs.

Valkyrie: When I get the chance, I'm going to upgrade everything to the max!

Writer: You'll have a reload time of 3 seconds.

Valkyrie: Nothing will survive! Hehehe...

Writer: Yup... "Oh, no... I've created a monster..."

Hammann: By the way, why did you choose for Valkyrie to look like this?

Writer: Well.... I like cute girls, so I made the main character... a cute girl...

Hammann: So, is she your number 1 waifu now?

Writer: Yes... and stop breaking the 4th wall...

Hammann: Sorry....

Writer: So, let's end this, shall we... There will be a pause between the 1st and the 2nd season, so you girls will be able to relax a little...

Valkyrie: Can you tell us what the 2nd season is going to be about?

Writer: No spoilers!!

The girls stand up and get ready to leave.

Writer: Valkyrie... become friends with the rest of the girls, excluding Akagi and Kaga of course. 

Valkyrie: I'll try... Have a nice day!

Hammann: Bye!

Writer: We'll see you girls next time, in season 2...

The girls left the room.

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