A very bored soul of Jamnagar decided to have a talk with his dear friend and gain some entertainment!
So he dialled up the number from his speed dial list only to be left hanging...
"Yeh pakka kuch kaand kar rha hoga!" Jaddu muttered and tried calling him few more times.
Finally the person on the other side picked up his phone thereby giving him some relief.
"Jaddu I was about to finish counting the number of pictures I've photobombed " The person on the other side rambled
"Number of pictures you've photobombed?! You kidding me you've photobombed every existing picture of ICT!!!" Jaddu spoke laughing
"Huh?! No dude I've not photobombed the pictures taken before 2011 world cup" The person spoke
"Wo isliye kyunki Harry the great genius tab team main nhi tha dobo!!" Jaddu spoke mentally facepalming himself.
"Hmm you're right! But yes what made you call me?" Harry asked
"I forgot why did I call you" Jaddu burst into his signature dangerously hilarious laughter.
"Oh waise now that you've called me let me tell you this fascinating I've watched on youtube" Harry started speaking...
Jaddu now mentally cursed himself in every possible language for he was the one who dug his own grave!
"Aise kya dekh liya aapne Hardik Sir!" Jaddu asked him
"Yeah I'm coming to that only have patience!" Harry replied
"Hello! Pure Jamnagar main mujhse zyada patient insan aur kahi nhi hoga!" Jaddu boasted
"Chuhe jitna patience bhi nhi listen to what I'm saying" Harry yelled on the phone
Jaddu smacked the phone to his head regretting the very existence of Harry's contact on his speed dial list at the top!!
"So I was watching this video which was talking about how a pizza is better off being circle shaped rather than triangle!" Harry spoke while Jaddu was listening 'patiently' all while...
As soon as Harry finished speaking Jaddu looked at his phone for a second reading the contact name and number again...
"Yeh kahi galti se mental hospital toh phone nhi kiya na maine" Jaddu wondered
"What do you think about it?" Harry's voice was heard from the other side
"Firstly a pizza is circle in shape Harry who said it's triangle" Jaddu stated
"It's triangle!! How come it's circle Jaddu, when you eat pizza it is triangle in shape remember" Harry spoke
"But uska original shape toh circle haina! When you open the box you don't see a triangle shaped slice you see a circle so pizza's shape should be called circle not a triangle" Jaddu argued
"No the slice that you eat is called pizza and that's a triangle!" Harry tried to prove his point
"Toh uske pehle kya halwa hota hai wo" Jaddu spoke
"I have an excellent idea!! Let's call Virat!" Harry yelled
"Pagal hai aise baato ke liye hume expert ko contact karna chahiye" Jaddu spoke and added the moderator into a conference call...
Meanwhile, Rohit who was resting peacefully was shocked with the loud noise of his phone ringing...
He lazily moved from his couch and walked towards the table in his room to see who was calling him.
The screen flashed a conference call...
Gone Case & Mad Man
'Why are these two calling me right now?!' Rohit wondered
'Don't tell me Hardik is jumping from MI to CSK in mid season!!' Rohit thought
'Or what if it's the other way round?!'
'Or no! They are planning to prank me I think'
Thinking about every insane possibility Rohit picked up the call to be greeted by a tsunami of questions...
"Ro say that Pizza is triangle in shape"
"No say it's circle"
"No you tell me you eat pizza as slices or you stuff the whole thing in your mouth"
"Areyy wait you both koi mujhe yeh batao yeh kis baat pe jhagda kar rhe ho dono?" Rohit finally spoke
"What's the shape of a pizza?" Harry and Jaddu spoke together
Rohit looked at his phone with a weird expression and facepalmed...
'I'll call the mental hospital!! No wait if I call them they'll get to know that puri ICT pagalo se bhari hai no no let it be I'll solve this debate now!' Rohit thought
"Hello?! Ro did you fall asleep?" Jaddu spoke
"Nhi I'm thinking about the question it's a good question btw" Rohit spoke controlling his laughter
"See you know what originally Pizzas ko triangle hi banaya gya tha but then..." Harry paused
"But then how did it turn into a circle" Jaddu asked
"Haa it turned into a circle because the pointed shape of triangle hurted people's hands while they picked it up to eat" Hardik spoke
"What?! " Jaddu and Ro yelled in confusion
"No no this is not true pizza is a circle only but then people's mouth isn't big enough to accommodate a circle slice isliye triangle banaya baaki originally toh wo circle hi hai!" Jaddu blabbered confidently
"No no not at all!!! It's a triangle only because the tip of the pizza is pointed which means pehle thoda sa hi taste karna hai if you like it then you eat rest of the part!" Harry argued back
"Nhi!!! A pizza is circle so that equally share kiya ja sakta hai sabme you know equality is good for health!" Jaddu countered!
'Equality is good for health?! Kya bol rha hai yeh aadmi'
'Yeh kitna bakwas bol rhe hai inko bhi pata hai kya' Rohit wondered
"Hello Rohit?" Harry called out
"Yeh tere theories sunke sadme main chala gya Harry" Jaddu laughed out
"No I'm thinking if it's a circle as Jaddu says and if it's a triangle as Harry says then why is it packed in a square box?" Rohit spoke
"Tujhe phone kiya tha debate solve karne but tu debate ko badha rha hai!!!" Jaddu and Harry spoke laughing!!!
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Namastey ppl!
So what do you guys think about the shape of pizza is it a circle or a triangle XD!!
Stay tuned
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