Tittle - Tattle

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Jaddu : Aaj main upar! aasman niche!

Rohit : Aaj main aage zamana hai piche

Shikhar : Yeh konse bacho ke gaane gaa rhe ho dono

Rohit : Quarantine rehne ke asar hai 

Shikhar : Srsly!!

Rishabh : Bhaiyassss wassup?

Virat : Rishu iske aage bhi kuch bol 

Rishabh : Bhaiya main bolne jata hu itne main aap log jhagadne lag jaate ho main kya karu 

Shikhar : Alee alee poor baby 

Ash : Shikhar you seem to be learning English sitting inside the hotel room

Shikhar : Productive work you see 

Bhuvi : Gabbar ke muh se itne bhari angrezi shabd 

Hardik : Did someone speak of English ?

Jassi : Here comes the "Grammar Nazi"  *note the sarcasm*

Rohit : *sarcasm noted*

Hardik : Excuse plss 

Rahul : Harry it's excuse me plss 

Hardik : Same thing bruh 

Ash : Bruh and all Harry skills man!!

Hardik : Thanks thanks 

Jassi : *cough cough*

Virat : Jassi why the hell are you coughing?!

Rohit : *wears mask*

Jaddu :  *Sprays sanitiser all over*

Virat : *wears PPE kit* 

Jassi : You guys -_-

Mahi bhai : Why are you all chatting here ?

Virat : Mahi bhai Jassi coughed TWICE!!!!!

Jassi : Mahi bhai look at cheeku bhaiya he's troubling me 

Mahi bhai : Cheeku, Ro and Jaddu all three of you stop troubling my kiddos 

Harry : Exactly Mahi bhai they are always troubling us only Shikhi bhai is good he never teases us 

Shikhar : Awwwwwwwww 

Mahi bhai : Shik rehne de tere pe 'AWWW' suit nhi karta >_<

Shikhar : Mahi bhai 0_0

Virat : Mahi bhai on fire!!!!

Mahi bhai : Cheeku tune abhi tak mera aggression nhi dekha 

Rohit : Exactly Mahi bhai ke aggression ke saamne toh Vi ka aggression is like Burger without Ham 

Virat : What ?!?!!?!?

Mahi bhai : Ro *facepalm*

Rohit : Hehe Mahi bhai aapko toh samjh aa gya hoga 

Mahi bhai : Yeah I feel bad for Ritika and sammy now 

Virat : BURNT!!!!!!!

Rohit : Mahi bhai seems to be in a savage mood today he's roasting everyone 

Mahi bhai : Why only you two are chatting here where are the others?

Virat : Everyone might be sleeping