Deku: ALL MIGHT IS THAT WEED?
all might: no its a crayon
deku squad: WE'RE CALLING THE POLICE
*everyone rushes to the microwave*
Bakugo: *stares on in horror and confusion*
all might: *confused as hell*
~~~~'beeeeeep'~~~~
mustard: you know, the rain is alot like communism, at first it sounds nice
mustard: *opens the car door*
Aizawa: how the hell did you open that?! it was locked
mustard: but then you get out into it
mustard: *steps out of the car*
Aizawa: what thE FUCK
MUSTARD: AND ITS EVEN BETTER
AIZAWA: *calls present mic*
mustard: *runs*
mustard: HAHA IVE ESCAPED PRISON
also mustard: *falls into the mud* SHIT
~~~~'beeeeeeeep'~~~~
kirishima: would anyone like a-
kirishima remembering he just got braces: blue bar
bakugo: the fuck is a blue bar
denki: *snickering*
~~~~'beeeeeeeeeep'~~~~
kurogiri: *gently tucks shigaraki into bed*
kurogiri: would you like a bed time sorry?
shigaraki: yes mother
kurogiri: once apon a time, all might existed, and then he died, the end
shigaraki: thanks mom
kurogiri: no problem son
~~~~'beeeeeeeeeeeeep'~~~~
superman: who are you?
All-Might: im you, but japanese
Deku: whaaat the fuuuuccck
~~~~'beeeeeep'~~~~
bakugo: *stubs his toe*
bakugo: HOLY MOTHER OF-
ochaco: *shakes the swear jar*
bakugo: FLUFFY PINK UNICORNS DANCING ON RAIINNBOWS
ochaco: i wanted money tho
BAKUGO: NNNNO
~~~~'beeep'~~~~
caliborn: WHY DO YOu HAVE GREEN HAIR
Deku: why are you entirely green?
Caliborn: I ASKED FIRST GREEN HEAD
Bakugo: HEY IM THE ONLY ONE WHO TALKS TO DEKU THAT WAY!!!
caliborn and bakugo: *start fighting*
deku: *confused screaming*
~~~~'beep'~~~~
thats the end!
written by Pinky16!
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