yukio x reader (PLOT TWIST!!)

money

(Y/NS POV)

yukio cums through the door, i've been sitting here waiting for him to come back so i can get my money. he must be really rich since his dorm is big plus he bought me candy. once he walks through the door, with a weird liquid on his pants, i run up to him eagerly, and ask for the money. he walks past me and grape a towel to wipe off the liquid, but it is still there. i beg him for the money he promised me, and he gives me $2.37. what the fudge? is this how much money this dude has? maybe i should have chosen that ginger bc he looks like he is rich. i start to reprimand yukio for being broke, but then i start shaking because i'm having ptsd from when my dad would always be poor before he i tripped. yukio looks tired and then falls over. i start having even more PTSd from when my mom fell asleep on train tracks, and you can guess what happens next.... she died from a wasp attack. i leave yukio on the floor, because he looks so peaceful i wouldn't want to disturb him. i go and find Rin, to ask him for money because i am not satisfied with the amount that yukio gave me. "sorry y/n, but i'm flat broke. i spent all my money on a cute outfit for kuro, since halloween is coming up! he looks like a cute little hotdog! isnt he sweet?" i scream and kick Rin in the shin. then he burns up my sleeve because he's angry. i run away in fear for my life, and go to the only other "person" i can think of. i go to konekomarus dorm. i do not knock. i walk in and start searching the apartment for money. i don't see any so i burst.  cum in his room to see- nani? some weird gay bitch in a fur suit ? what a loser. is this really konekomaru? i didn't think he could be any worse! he fursuits stink like his sweat, but i see money on his desk! i grab it and run for dear life. he runs after me, his orange tail dragging behind him as he slowly gets closer. "y/n!! come back! that's my money! bon gave it to be so i could buy chooyy milk, but i'm saving it for my newest fursona, kitty sparkle glitter man! he's a galaxy cat, who wears a shirt that says 'are you kitten me right meow?' !! it's one of my best works yet, and i'm saving up so i can make the fur suit! please give me bons money, i'll do anything!" anything eh? i seductively wink, then look him up and down and start to blush. i cant see his face because of the poorly made fur suit, but i can tell he's blushing from the heat cumming from the fur suit. i walk in closer... and remove the mask. i grab his face. "y-y/n? w-what are you doing...? i thought you hated me... are we gonna kiss?" i lean in closer and wink again. i then grab him by the throat snd start choking him and lift him off the ground. his face is turning purple. i csnt believe he thought i was gonna kiss him and his ripped lips. i throw up on him at the mere thought of smooching that furry. i throw his smelly body on the ground and start kicking him, but alas, his body is protected by the padding in the fur suit. my stomach acid melts away at the fur suit, i think i've done enough damage. i walk away with the $20 in my pocket. "i'm gonna pop some tags, only got $22.37 in my pocket. i i am hunting. looking for a cum up, this is fucking awsome!" i sing. i bet you're wondering why i am so desperate for money? i NEED raisin bran. i head to shop rite and grab 6 boxes of the bran, since they are $2.88 a box. i head to the self checkout, but the machine must be brocken, just like me. it starts speaking  another language??? i only pressed one button huhhhhh?? a worker cums up to me to help. " hello my name is ross geller and i've been divorced 3 times. would you like some help?"

i nod. he fixes the language and now i understand. i check out and start walking home. i can't believe he got divorced 3 times, does that mean he somehow dated 3 chicks?!? he's so ugly , how did that happen?

(hey sussy bakas, i'm so sorry that this chapter is so short, but i hope you like yukio!)