yukio x reader (PLOT TWIST!!)

heaven

(YUKIOS POV)

as i wait for the room to burn even more, i start thinking really hard. i remember that rins dad is actually satan so i fume a bit while crying. wait... satan?!?! oh no. i forgot a veryyyyyyyyyyyyy important thing for my plan!! these flames are red, as runs are blue! OH MAN!!! i speed run to our kitchen and cream! "HOW COULD I FORGET!!" - me, creaming pretty loud. i find the box that i've been looking for. i dance back to the bathroom, as i should use my skills one last time before the end. i take the blue food die and then squirt it everywhere so we can dye. now that the flames are blue, all is well. WAIT! i forgor another CRUCIAL detail to my plan!! (ive been holding my breath the whole time so i don't die prematurely from the smoke) i RUN SOOOOOO FAST while NOT breathing!! and i run to the bathroom and get more gasoline and pour it over the part of rins body that i shot, and also my awesome drawings (rip my awesome drawings.) as when they find our bodies i don't want to be charged with a murder fine because i'm very poor and i don't want my family to go into debt. i then lay down flat and accept my fate and then i pass out. finally! it's time... i am passed out.

(MICHEAL GEDOIN POV)

me and homare are walking down the hall of the illuminati! i walk into a room and start torturing people! i electrocute someone. lmao and then inject deadly serum and they cream sooo hard and then die. i then am summoned by this random dude who isn't lucifer and i get angry. by that i mean i fume from my little man ears. i cum. into the room with the guy and cream at him for being annoying and not being lucifer. i then leave and continue torturing people. then i realize that i have to take a dump. once finished i wash my hands and stand on my tippy toes so that i can see myself in the mirror, i'm very pleased with what i see.

(YUKIOS POV)

i see white light in my eyes. i am verg surprised that i am in heaven because i definitely thought i'd go to hell for my sins! but i guess jesus loves me! i feel something shaking me. huh? why do i feel i am supposed to be dead rn wtf!?! my eyes start to open and then i can c i see why do i c?!? "sir!! sir are you with us?!? hellooooo" - some random police guy who is shaking me alive. ugh why would he not let me die #ACAB "w-wha? am i... not dead? aww man." - me. why would he stop my fate. i look over to see the building, which is like totally basically roasted. the police officers all scurry to me and keep yelling things. cant a king just die in peace?? i don't care enough to listen or answer, so i ignore them. i just close my eyes and lay back down. they start creaming in sync. "ARE YOU DEAD MATE?!?" - them. i hear the word mate and that reminds me of british and then i think of tom. i jump up and go "TOM?!?" / me jumpiang up. "tom?? was there a person named tom in the building? do they need rescuing?!?"- a dumb ass cop. "no." - me. they then tart questioning me even more. i start to panic be i cant say the truth or else i might die!!!! "w-well you see there, mr. uhhhhhhhh hottie police. i- um, your hot. so hot that this building is burning. and your single, or you probably are f-for many reasons. and like, i- i am not, but we can put that past us, just like i have before. sure i may have a girlfriend... and a boyfriend, b-but you're hot." - me, trying to flirt my way out of this. he starts to look really mad and then grumbles "sir you are sus. stop this right now or else you may be taken in for questioning. tell us what happened in there." i start to sweat from my palms and eyes. "a-well i uh what's with these homies dissing my girl?!? huh? why do they g-gotta front?!?" as i say that, i start to regret it. i panic so much i might go into a coma. i pass out. i wake up in a dream and see many clouds. ron floats down from one! i start to cry a little. he floats to me and puts his hands on my shoulder. "bro, you gotta stop quoting that song! just tell them what happened!! if you don't, who knows what will happen." he starts to fade away and i reach out for him, but i cant grab him. i then wake up to tell them what actually happened. i then say "w-well me and my brother were fighting about some things i did, which we will not mention, and we both started to get really angry. he started insulting me like a crazy nut!!! my last straw was when he mentioned my moles, which made me shoot- i mean made him burn me. he was so mad about my moles that he burst and then creamed. that's when he totally basically almost murdered me and also burned the whole place down. i-i guess that's what you get when you live with the son of satan, am i right?" they nod and then nod. after at least one minute, it starts to rain, putting out the fire. i start to weep with the clouds #main character moment. i get up to go into the building, but then see y/n. she is being stopped from running in here by the cops. she's holding milk and licorice??? "WAIT!!! I BEED TO HAVE A PROPER BURIAL FOR MY FRIEND IN THERE!!!" - her. bro. what if she blows my cover. i roll my eyes and walk in with the officers. we go up to our room and everything is gone and ruined.. NOOOO!! MY SPIDER MAN COLLECTION!!! I AM SO SORRY TOM NOOOOOO. i start to cry bc tom. we then go and see rins body. he's still dead.

i see my plan worked like a charm. you can no longer see the bullet holes. i am a genuis.

hey guys! soery this chapter took me soooo lonf to get out, the other day me and my mum were out for a jolly drive out in london. we went out for tea and crumpiys and boy were they good! once we left the tea house, we decided to go to the car washing store. the car was very clean, but very slippery. at a red light, when i tried to stop, my car ended up slipping into a giant truck and then an even more giant truck hit my mum directly and she died of covid a few days later, while i was still in a coma, so j didn't get to say goodbyw. i now have three fractured ribs, one broken nose and a broken thumb. i'm usinf one hand to type this. while i was in my coma, rin came to me in a dream andeicu@9388::;;... sorry. i dropped my pjone on my face, and now j have even more bricked bones. anyway, i hope you guys like yukio in this chapter, as rin told me to write him this way.