yukio x reader (PLOT TWIST!!)

pulling om the nuts.

(Y/NS POV)

i wake up. near goes home. then we get ready for gym class. i put on my sexy shorts, that say angel on the butt, and my sexy sexy neon yellow tank top! yukio will probably not be able to take his eyes off me today, as i am hot. we front dash to the gym (class) and i am so excited because we're going dodgeball!! and other games but i really wanna hit konekomaru with a ball!!! me and yukio and me walk out, i try and grab his hand, but he refuses. we finally reach the gym! oh wait... there's a note on the door... it reads "hello dear students! ☆ meet me outside as we are having a field day ! <3" what the heck. i wanted to be inside since i'm allergic to grass! i being my epipen, and run so fast that no one can even see where i went like i basically teleported. everyone finally catches up after at least one minute and wait- nani? where's the teacher?? rin yells to him/she "yo! mephisto!"
his/hers IN THE SKY WHAT THE SLIP! she's sooooo pretty! she must be a proper woman because she's wearing pink ! she's wearing a pink ascot tie, and a pink top hat! I don't know what's going on with that beard but props to her for having a beard! "hello students! i see we have a new student! who is she? i do not remember allowing her into this school." -teacher woman. excuse me. how does she not know who i am!? i am famous!!! "this is y/n, she only started cumming last week, when i met her." says yukio. "yes ma'am! that is I, y/n, here for field day duties!"- me, placing ng my right hand over my heart and my left on my back. the teacher looks confused and then says, "my, my, y/n, how silly you are. i am not a woman or "ma'am." huh
huhuhuhuhyh why wear pink why wear purple huhhhhggggghgggggggggf i am confused why he wear girl colors. she- i mean he grabs another top hat and pulls out a paper? he then says "okay! time for the teams! unfortunately we do not have enough people for two five person teams, but miss shirking i mean shoe i i mean shiratorizawa i mean shiemi can fill in the blank with her familiar!" he begins picking the teams. the first teams members has yukio, shiemi, nee, paku, and bon.... wait... DOES TJAT MEAN ILL BE STUVK WITH THE REST? MY TEAM HAS izumo and shima who aren't mentioned in my mind that much and RIN AND KONEKOMARU?? IM FEARING FOR MY LIFE ALREADY!!! AND NOW I CANT EVEN BEAT UP KONEKOMARU!! IM FUMING WITH ANGER! "MR TEACHER YOU NEED TK GIVE ME DIFFERENT TEAMATES. I CANT BE ON THE SAME TEAM AS RIN OR ELSE ILL START FEARINF FOR MY LIFE AND ALSO I CANR BE ON TBE SAME TEAM IS KONEKOMARU BECAUSE HES AN UGLY STINKY GAY FURRY! AND J HATE GAY FURRIES!" i say proudly. he looks distressed. "what's wrong with gay furries, y/n?" he then turns into a dog!?! how did he do that i am frozen in fear because my teacher is a gay furry! i think about calling him a slur, but refrain from doing so, since i don't wanna get kicked out of school. i instead call him a twink, since it's the closest thing i can think of to a slur. he laughs and then ignores me. we start dodgeball. there will be two rounds i'm so hype! we get into our formation. rin attempts to strategize, but i ignore him and start throwing balls everywhere. nobody's balls are hitting, except for bon and shima. they're doing mighty good! konekomaru attempts to join in with them, but i get bored since none of my balls are hitting, so i trip him! i start lmao (laughing my ass off) "dude! what are you doing? you're gonna make us lose if you trip our teammates! i saw you trip him on purpose... i'll tell yukio if you keep being mean to my friends..." rin says.  i ignore it and look over to see yukio running frantically grabbing as many balls as possible. that's probably why no one is throwing them anymore. he starts rapidly throwing them all at rin. "HEY YUKIO! YOU THINK YOURE SO RAD! GIVE ME A SECOND, ILL KNOCK YOU OUT!" rin grabs every ball he threw in midair like a boss and throws it back at him. yukio grabs two of his balls and cums. close to the center line. he creams really hard while throwing his balls at everyone but mostly me and rin. he then grabs his nuts from his pants, and starts quietly chewing them mid throw. he accidentally throws one of his nuts at my face. i start sucking on it. tasty. they keep aggressively throwing their balls, hoping to hit each other. the balls keep missing. i turn and then see "konekomaru" fly back as one of yukios heavy duty balls smacked him in the face. hear loud crash. boom. he might be dead but i highly doubt it because he's annoying. i love yukio 10x more because he hurt that gay furry. after a while of this, bon, shima, konekomaru, and paku all get out. then the second round finally starts, so all the people come back. i have an amazing plan, but i won't tell you, it's my little secret. when the game starts, i scurvy all over trying to get balls. in an instant, nii is out. suck on that! i take my ball, put my energy into it, get in my stance, and throw it at "konekomaru" with all my force. he flies acroosn the yard once again, getting all bruised up. i cream " YOURE OUT LOLOLOL LOSER COULDNT BE ME!!!! YOU ARE A LITTLE SHRIMP!" - me, the honest queen. i walk back with a proud face. the game is still going but then rin stops and walks up to me, looking disappointed. "y/n, i saw that. why would you throw a ball at konekomaru? he's literally on our team and hurting my friends isn't cool."- Rin. i pretend to be confused and then say, " you got it all wrong, Rin, it was quite literally bon. why are you so quick to blame me for things!?!" - me, the gaslight and gatekeep girl boss. i walk away and squeeze the balls. eventually, izumo, shima, bon, and yukio get out. it's getting down to the wire! all the balls have popped and deflated, expect one, and rin has it in hand.

(RINS POV)
i have the only ball left in my hand.... me and y/n are the only ones left on our team, and shiemi is the only one left on the other one. i would like to win against yukios team to show him how i will be stronger then him.... but i really don't wanna throw this at shiemi... she doesn't deserve that... she's way too sweet... i cant do this.... you know what? i have to beat yukio so i guess i'll have to lightly throw the ball at her, as to not damage her nice kimono. i hesitantly put my hand up to throw the ball, but then i hear something, "YOURE TOO SLOW LOSER!" y/n? what the shit? she aggressively grabs the ball and punts it straight at shiemi face! shiemi flies back and smacks her head on the ground. i run over to see if she's alright while y/n jumps and screams in victory.  "VICTORY IS OURS!!! SUCK ON THAT SHIEMI! IM SO SKILLED I COULD BEAT GOKU!!" what is wrong with her? "y/n... you just hurt shiemi pretty bad over dodgeball.... what is wrong with you? you're more of a demon then me!" y/n then turns around and points at her butt? "see this? it says angle. so no i'm not a demon because my booty shorts say so!" her logic is so flawed...

(Y/NS POV)

as i dance in victory, everyone one else huddles around shiemi. i am so happy rn!!! shiemi goes to sit down next to "konekomaru", since they are both hurt. we go to play the next game, competitive swimming. i put on my bathing suit and swimming cap and goggles and floaties. i'm not quite sure how to swim, as i never learned because my mother died from drowning and i didn't want to be next. the others swim laps and i squirm around, not knowing how to move. this isn't working! i angrily throw my goggles at izumo, hitting her on the head pretty hard. she falls and accidentally snorts up some water. she gets mad and storms away. paku follows suit. how lame.. after swimming, we get ready to play tug of WAR. i get my gear and yell "THIS IS MY LAST WARRRR" i grip onto the rope and get ready. oh yeah, and shiemi feels better again so she's participating. we both face each other. i am ready. once the countdown is down, i pull real hard. i'm pulling so hard beads of sweat are dripping down my face. rin accidentally pulls wAY too hard, and i fall at his feet without losing my grip like a boss. i'm so angry at rin for trying to steal my spotlight. "oh jeez sorry y/n, i'll go easy next time!" -rin. i'm fuming from my ears yet again. i stand up so angerly and in doing so, everyone on the other team falls onto shiemi, since she's in the front. yukio catches himself, but bon smacks his head right on shiemi. "tch.... sorry shiemi..... i wasn't really expecting that..." says bon. he then walks away in embarrassment. shima goes with. i start to sing. " number one victory royale! yeah fortnight we're bout to get down!" rin gets mad again. "dude, that was so uncool! cant you see shiemi is crying right now?? what's your problem...?" rin picks up shiemi and runs past bon and heads to the infirmary.