yukio x reader (PLOT TWIST!!)

PLOT TWIST

(Y/Ns POV) m

after mine and Yukio Okumuras (aka, my dear lover) romantic date, we decide to just go home and rest. i wanted to go to the beach, but he seemed excited to go home and declined. "why you in such a rush, yuk-mate? you're acting like you have a hot date waiting at the door m." -me, in my beuh singing voice. he blushed and says "no no. i will not confirm or deny your theory." i do not know what a "confirm" is, so i confirm with yukio that the definition is
con·firm
/kənˈfərm/
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verb
1.
establish the truth or correctness of (something previously believed, suspected, or feared to be the case).
"if these fears are confirmed, the outlook for the economy will be dire"
2.
administer the religious rite of confirmation to.
"he had been baptized and confirmed"
he nods and we keep walking. once we arrive, i change into my 'just a girl who luvs anime' shirt on! i snuggle into the sheet/blanket-less bed. i drift off into a great dream while thinking of those delicious raviolis i consumed at least one minute ago. i
i wake up and change. brush my left side of hair and grab my bran. i am late. i am eating bran while farting out the door. i get caught on door so i squirt. by that i mean i cum. i cum real close to the school, trying not to cream out frustration. start my classes! now i am done with my classes. i get my $5.30 and fart to the mall. i am going to stay here for at least one minute.

(RINS POV)

me and the boys just finished hanging out under the tree as always, and while we were there, chatting, a tick landed on konekomarus head! im a little freaked out, so i run home and immediately get ready to hop in the shower. as i step in, i hear someone come in... it must be y/n coming back from her classes! i take a long shower, until i'm sure that i am tick free, and then get changed back into my uniform, as cram school is in just a few hours. i cant wait to see shiemi and the others!! i walk out with my shirt still unbuttoned, feed kuro, and let him outside to play! i hear rustling noises in the kitchen, so i go in to check. i'm feeling happy right now, because i'm so excited to see my friends later. i brush my hair out of my face to see whats going on in the kitchen and... do my eyes deceive me...? yukio.... and near....

i honestly don't know what to do in this situation... i start to get angry, i would never expect yukio to be the type of guy to cheat on his girlfriend! they both stop and turn around. "e-errr rin!! hey my best brother forever!!!!!! so uh ahahahaha i was wondering w- what did you learn today nii san!!?!? hahahaha!!!" says yukio. "you wanna know what i learned yukio? i learned,... THAT YOURE A CHEATER!" i yell, angry. "wwwwwhaaaaassat????? what are you talking about you silly trickster.... ahaha! you know nii san, i always loves your sense of humor and i definitely was never scared of you because you're a demon!! never!! hahahahaha!" he says. i give him a concerned look. what is he even saying right now? "and you know nii san, you are probably more unfaithful then me! yup mhm! uhhh at least i'm faithful and loyal to God! unlike you! you filthy son of satan! AHAHhahaha....ha..." near places a hand on his shoulder. "yukio... you're taking it too far. he knows. just come clean, you're making yourself seem way more guilty then you are..." he says. "w-what do you mean?! heh-heh.. y'know RIN, you should,.. like.,, button up your shirt! it's rude to be dressed like that while guests are over! like, seriously, show some decency!" says yukio, who's a sweating mess. i look down and see that he's right! my shirt is unbuttoned! i go and quickly start to button it but then realize, i just fell for Yukios trick! "did you just try and change the subject?? don't think you can fool me! bozo! i know what you did... and i'm so disappointed... why couldn't you just break up with y/n instead, so you could be happy, and i could have my bed back!" i say, furious. "nii san, j was going to, but then- she gave me canned ravioli aND J THREW UP! so i couldn't.... she was even reading wiki how's, on how to be a better girlfriend! and... i was gonna try and mend our relationship, b-but then near came over and.. you know.... my lips... they were chapped and.... near had chapstick so... yeah. anyway, forget you saw this... ahaha!" he says, sweating and shaking. "yukio... i'm sorry about that but... that doesn't give you an excuse to cheat. you know, i actually don't like y/n that much but... she deserves to be respected. she has feelings you know!" i then come closer to yukio. "... you two... i think im getting in the middle of a sibling quarrel.... so i'm going to go... sorry you guys..." near says while walking out of the door. Yukio looks like he's panicking and struggling to find words. "he-heh. so how was your day? did you learn anything else? y'know, other than the fact that i am a horrible person.." says yukio, fiddling with his fingers. "bro! what the shit?! stop trying to change the subject! this is serious and you don't even know how much trouble this could get you in! i wanna help you, i really do!!" yukio makes a strange face and then says, " trouble? me??? in trouble?!?! hahah. funny joke. k'now RIN, you should worry about yourself, you're the one in trouble. that's why you're going to get executed." this is starting to piss me off! not only is he trying to change the subject AGAIN, but now he's talking about my "execution" even though it's not even going to happen!!? i walk up to him and punch him. he gets thrown to the ground. oops! i didn't mean to punch him so hard!! "WAKE UP YUKIO, STOP TRYING TO PIN THIS ON ME!! YOU NEED TO EITHER BREAK UP WITH Y/N, OR BREAK UP WITH NEAR, YOU CANT BE A CHEATER!! AND ALSO, IM NOT DYING ANYTIME SOON... SO SHUT UP!" i yell. "ok." he says on the ground. i start to feel myself get carried away... "and.. you should be grateful!! girls are always falling all over you... and not me! i can cook and... and i'm way cooler!!" i start to regret what i say, but i keep going. "your cooking sucks yukio... and you have glasses! you have like 40 pairs man! that's too many glasses..." i head yukio pull something out of his belt. i then feel a familiar feeling in my forehead. he... shot me?? of course he did. "shut up." he growls. "okay yukio... that's enough. it's not that serious. well it kind of is since cheating is really bad!! like this is super low!" he shoots me again in the neck. "alright... stop now.... i'll regenerate soon enough but... please stop." my throat hurts, but i feel like yukio needs to be put in his place.