"I LOVE YOU BARNEY!" Aby pulled Barney by the neck to her face. They looked really deeply into each other's orbs and kissed in an instant.
"WHAT THE HECK ABY?" Andre Johnson shrieked. She whipped her curly emo hair from her face. She grabbed her knives and charged towards the thicc purple dinosaur with hatred and anger. Aby noticed Andrea's attack and prayed for Elmo down from the heavens to save them.
Elmo came levitating from the sky as the clouds split apart and sunlight beamed down onto Andre's eyes. Then beams of fire came out of Elmo's eyes and they were aimed at Andre!
Andre reflected Elmo's beams with her knives. Elmo grit his teeth together angrily, and fell to the ground. The ground rumbled like an earthquake when he landed.
"So much power..." Aby gasped. Her eyes sparkled in awe.
Elmo flexed his muscles that burst from his red skin. He then put his hands on his hips and glared at Andre. "YOU SHALL NOT KILL BARNEY!! BARNEY IS SENPAI!!"
Elmo and Andre then yelled their battle cries and charged at each other. There was the throwing of fists and clashing of swords. Aby and Barney ran away together as fast as they could. The two lovers held each others' hands tightly as they continued to run and run.
Andre blocked Elmo's punch with her knives, and then ducked under him, swerving near him and stabbing him in the chest. Elmo fell onto his knees and grabbed his heart in a super deep way.
"I...I failed," Elmo gasped, clinging onto his last breath. "RUN BARNEY! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!"
Then Andre sliced off his head with an evil smile.
"The death I gave you," she said, pointing at Elmo's head with a knife. "Is what I will do to Barney!!"
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"Oh Barney, Andre just doesn't understand my love for you. You're so plump and thicc, you're irresitbile! She's probably just jelous that I'm dating you."
Barney agreed. "Of course, that has to be it. Who would not think I'm a hottie?"
Aby nodded and they kissed for 10 mintues straight.
Andre then crashed into the basement with a giant anime sword in her hand. She aimed it threateningly at Barney's thiccety thicc face and narrowed her eyes aggresively.
"I knew you two would be here," she whispered in a deadly tone. "You're such a disgrace. Imagine dating a dinosaur."
"He's not a dinosaur!" Aby cried, her eyes becoming filled with tears. "HE'S HUMAN JUST LIKE US YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND YOU MONSTER!!"
Barney shook his head. "No, she's right. I am a dinosaur." He closed his eyes deeply. "I'm like a furry. Just...just a suit, but with no human."
A tear went down Andrea's cheek. "WOw," she gasped. Even though she hated Barney, that was the most poetic thing she's ever heard in her life.
"B-b-b-b-b--b-b-b-b-b-b-b--b-b-but Barney," Aby started.
"Shh, my love. You must understand why I feel this why." His eyes gleamed. "I am a monster. I can eat you all in a second. And I need to have my super sad anime backstory so I must sacrafice myself to save you."
"BARNEY!" Aby cried out, hugging the plump dino tightly. "I will never forget you in my heart, in my soul, in my mind. Your voice will always cry out to me. Your words will never leave my heart. My soul will always be loyal to you, Barney, and to no one else. You were there when no one else was. Your thicness comforted me when nothing else would. Your eyes are like the sun and your smile is like chochlate and your presence gets me thirsty. I'll be thirsty for you, Barney. Forever."
"K."
With that Barney stood up, wiping tears away with his large purple hands.
"Come at me bro," he whispered deeply.
Andre lifted her sword. "With pleasure," she sneered at the thicc purple dino. In the blink of an eye, Andre yeeted herself like an anime superhero to Barney and pierced her sword into his heart. Barney cried out in pain and agony and fell to the ground.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Aby whispered.
"That's what he gets for having purple privilege," said Andre as she wiped Barney's purple blood from her giant anime waifu sword.
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The One and Only Barney: Barney One Shots
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