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𝟸𝟶𝟶𝟻 𝚃𝙰𝚈𝙻𝙾𝚁

Don't you love it when ✨women✨

Kiyoko:
DO IT

Yachi:
Do it

Y/n:
NO I FEEL LIKE IM IN A BAD YT FANFIC

Kiyoko:
Not the YouTube fanfics 😭

Y/n:
Who even does lyric pranks after the 6th
grade

Yachi:
U r :)

Kiyoko:
Do I'd Lie by our President

Yachi:
Taylor Swift?

Kiyoko;
Taylor Swift.

Y/n:
I will, only bc of ur immaculate
taste in music

Y/n:

Y/n's Simps

Akaashi:
But ur gay?

Kenma:
That doesn't mean I can't
hate men.

Kenma:
Men slander is my favorite
slander

Y/n:
Guys 😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺😳😳😳👉👈
💕💕💕😌😌😌😊😊😊🥰❤️
*the 3'9 pick me blushed 🥺*

Tsukishima:
... never do that again

Iwaizumi:
Yeah... no... pls don't

Y/n:
I have an announcement to make 😩😩

Suna:
So much fear rn

Y/n:
I don't think that passenger's seat
has ever looked this good to me

Atsumu:
Why tf does a passenger's seat look good?

Kenma:
It must be expensive. Is it expensive?
It better be.

Sakusa:
Ik that u did NOT call us here
to tell us about a pretty car seat.

Y/n:
He tells me about his night and I
count the colors in his eyes

Suna:
... bitch if ur simping then I
will personally come over and beat
some sense into u

Tsukishima:
Nah bc I drive u home from school
ONE TIME

Noya:
Who said this was about u 🙄
this is about me mf

Osamu:
U ride a scooter to school

Y/n:
He'll "never fall in love" he
swears as he runs his fingers
through his hair

Sugawara:
Tanaka: *cries in bald*

Tanaka:
IM NOT BALD

Hinata:
It's okay Tanaka! I've seen
many handsome bald guys 😊

Iwaizumi:
Like Mr. Potato Head 😊

Y/n:
I'm laughing  cuz I hope he's
wrong

Ushijima:
Sorry to interrupt, but can u slow
down please. It's difficult to scroll up
to see ur previous texts and I don't
want to miss anything :)

Kuroo:
brocken 🥀😭

Bokuto:
Depreshun 😔

Noya:
Payne 😢

Y/n:
And I don't think it's ever crossed his
mind. He tells a joke and I fake a smile...

Y/n:
But I know all his favorite songs.

Kageyama:
It's gonna be a mf who listens
to Arctic Monkeys and Kelsy Karter

Kenma:
Hot bitches 🥱

Asahi:
Most probably

Y/n:
And I could tell u

Y/n:
His favorite color's green

Tendou:
I'm pretty sure my favorite color
is green :)

Atsumu:
BRB IM CHANGING MY FAVORITE
COLOR TO GREEN 🏃‍♂️

Y/n:
Born on the 17th

Tsukishima:
his sister's beautiful 😩😩

Tsukishima:
He has his father's eyes 👀

Tsukishima:
And if u asked me if i love him...

Tsukishima:
I'd lie 🤭

Tsukishima:
Pack it up 2005 Taylor

Kita:
I'm a bit disappointed in myself
for falling for it, but I was excited
to see who it was :)

Bokuto:
Should I start a cooking show?

Akaashi:
You have great talents in
differing categories

Kenma:
He said no

Bokuto:
BUT WHY

Daichi:
U LTRLY BURNED MY KITCHEN
DOWN

Bokuto:
IT WAS ONE TIME

Daichi: