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𝙱𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙶𝚈 𝙷𝙾𝙼𝙴𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙺

Y/n's Simps

Y/n:
GUYS

Y/n:
IM IN A PREDICAMENT

Akaashi:
No.

Akaashi:
I will not be lying to the
police again.

Sugawara:
When did you-

Y/n:
So this girl from my old school

Suna:
OMG WAIT THE RICH SNOBBY
ONE?!?!

Kenma:
mAcKaYlEiGh

Kita:
Are you being serious?

Kenma:
Deadass her name is mackayleigh

Iwa:
The worst part is that teachers can
pronounce that, but not a SINGLE
ethnic name 😭

Iwa:
I went to America once

Iwa:
Hi my name is eye-wo-zoo-ee-me

Daichi:
GUYS!

Daichi:
Back to Y/n's problem

Y/n:
So she texted me right.

Y/n:
She hates me so she uses that fake
friend tone or wtv

Y/n:
And she goes

Y/n:
"How's the new school? Single as
always?"

Y/n:
So I lied and said I have a s/o and she
told me to introduce them at her bday party
on Saturday

Y/n:
I will pay someone 20 dollars per
hour to date me for the night.

Noya:
ILL DO IT FOR FREE

Tanaka:
SAME

Tsukishima:
I can do it.

Y/n:
Wait really?!

Yamaguchi:
I LTRLY LOVE THIS TROPE
but Tsukki, didn't u promise to help
me with my biology hw that day

Tsukishima:
Ugh fine

Oikawa:
What do u mean "as always"

Bokuto:
THERE WAS NO WAY U WERE
SINGLE

Y/n:
It's cuz I hated men 🥱

Asahi:
I'll do it for u :)

Y/n:
OKAY YAY TY ASAHI

Noya:
Does she not see us?

Tanaka:
Spain but the a is silent 😔

Tanaka:
S*

Tanaka:
IT TRANSLATED THE S TO AN A 😭

Kuroo:
Spin 😔

@Y/nL/n

❤️𝗟𝗶𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝗻𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝟴𝟯 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀
@asa_hii

Comments:

Tsukki. Um no

kiyoko. Wow u look so good

Yachichi ALL OF THE PANIC

sosakusa I really like ur outfit

y/ntsukk1 um NO this is NAWT what I signed up for 😭

Yamaguchi POV

      "See Tsukki, you're jealous." I tell him as he stares down at the picture of Asahi and Y/n. I really wish I didn't need help with my homework because I felt so bad for taking this opportunity away from Tsukki.

      "Please. Why would I be jealous?" He scoffed.

      "Ask her to the school dance." I say firmly.

     "No." He said, holding his ground.

     "Fine, but you can't blame me when that video of you arguing with your dinosaur plushie gets leaked. You know, I found it quite interesting how you argued for yourself and for your dinosaur." I smile.

     "Fine. I'll ask her, but only platonically." He said, annoyed.

     "Good enough for me."