biden pov
after me and obama ran away from the white house we were wanted criminals for murder or smth idk so we had to buy a cottage and live there temporarily without going outside too much so we wouldn't be caught
obaema💕💕
bae
biden bebe💙
yes love
obaema💕💕
i'm at the grocery store what do we need
biden bebe💙
carrots
obaema💕💕
is that all
biden bebe💙
yes jsut a bunch of carrots
i put down my phone and stared at the fireplace thinking of how the smooth wood burning resembled my love obama when i heard something creak outside
i picked up my briefcase and opened the door
"you thought you could get rid of me huh" said donald wearing a fnaf mask
"what the fuck" i said
obama arrived with his basket of carrots and donald spotted him
"OMG NO" obama screamed
i ran in front of obama and i sharpened the carrots with my teeth
i then used them as knives and threw them all at donald
when he was on the floor i dropped my briefcase on him just to confirm his death
"you saved me again ily" obama said
we went inside and sat by the fire
we were cuddling and while watching the news of the joke of a country that is america
"hey bae" i said
"yes" obama replied
"we've been dating for a while now do you think you could tell me..."
"tell you what" obama said
"y-y-y-y-y-y-y-your last name" i said skeptically
obama rose from the couch shining in a purple orb and starting shooting lightning rays at me
obama pov
i killed biden and bottled his blood no one asks obama his fuckign last name
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