Petey Parker texts a Mikaelson

Wrong Number

Peter POV

I'm sitting on a rooftop during patrol when I decide to text MJ. I pull out my phone and open the contact with the new number she gave me today.

Peter:
Hey MJ

I'm really bored

???:
Who the Hell are you and why do you have my number

Peter:
MJ stop playing games

That's not like you at all

???:
I seriously am not MJ

Peter:
Prove it then

???:
I live in New Orleans and go to a Boarding School

Does MJ?

Peter:
Well no but how do I know your Not MJ and your not just saying that

???:
Believe what you want

Peter:
Watcha doin

???:
Why

Peter:
Because I'm bored

???:
I am binge watching Cut Throat Kitchen

Peter:
Hm

Maybe your not MJ

???:
Ya think

Peter:
But what if you are

Michelle

???:
I can promise that my name is not MJ or Michelle or whatever

Peter:
I guess it was a wrong number she gave me

Your definitely not MJ

???:
Really? what gave you that impression

Peter:
Well MJ would be at my throat for calling her Michelle

And I'm going to pretend like I couldn't note the sarcasm in your text

???:
Well what are you doing

Peter:
Chillin

So

Is it miserable going to boarding school like in the movies

???:
Depends

Peter:
On what

???:
On who is around you and what mood your in

Peter:
Do you have any enemies 😈

???:
Yes

A lot

Peter:
Top 3

???:
And these people have to be in my school?

Peter:
Yes

???:
Lizzie Saltzman

Alissa Chang

The School Therapist

Peter:
The Therapist???