Hank was jolted awake by some sort of shock, and the first thing he heard was a roughed-up glitchy voice laughing at him.
He looked around frantically. He caught sight of the clown standing above him and stood up, bracing himself for another attack.
"HEY! KNOCK IT OFF!"
"KNOCK IT OFF!!"
Hank reacted quickly enough to grab the sign when it was swung at him again. His attacker attempted to shake him off, but it was no use. Hank allowed him to be distracted by that as he took a knife out that he'd stolen from one of the agents earlier.
Hank cut a deep line down his torso, across his face, and shoved him down.
Tricky's body went limp.
He let out a sigh of relief, turning around to continue searching the area with-
"Wait. Deimos?"
He looked around, seeing no sign of the younger man anywhere. For a moment Hank assumed he'd run off and considered kicking his ass as soon as he found him, but his eyes fell on a patch of blood splatters a short distance away from where Hank was first killed.
"...Goddamnit."
"DEIMOS?"
Hank turned around. Tricky had picked himself right back up- blood was dripping down the middle of his face and gushing from the wound in his body, but he didn't seem to mind. He even seemed pretty happy to be bringing Deimos up.
Hank's heart dropped.
"Did you..."
"OMG DEDMOS!!" was yelled back before he could even finish the question, and Hank was a bit confused when Tricky pointed at his mouth, then at the spot of blood on the ground.
Hank, having a metal mouth for a very specific reason, realized pretty quickly what that meant.
"Oh, you fucker."
Before the clown could get over himself and go back to attacking Hank, Hank drove his sword through the middle of his head, shot him multiple times in the torso, and threw him off the edge of the rock they were standing on.
As soon as Hank turned around and started walking away, he heard a strange noise behind him that stopped him in his tracks.
He looked back to see a fiery demon staring down at him.
"...Fuck."
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