Teacup Kakarot

Training With A tiny man

I got writers block while writing this....I pulled through and wrote, THIS-

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                                       Vegeta's POV

I locked my door and finally got away from everyone else. Sure I love my family but I can't spend time with a tiny annoying Kakarot and his even more annoying son. I sat on my bed and started with the eggs, which Kakarot nearly made me massacre. Kakarot might be bothersome, but he's just trying to help. That's okay I guess. These eggs need more spice. I groaned to myself at the thought of walking down stairs again to see my family, the spawn of a man-child and worse of all, the man child himself.

Maybe I'll just have to eat them like this.

                                  Timeskip cuz yeah

I finished breakfast and found no one in the kitchen to wash my dishes, so I just left them in the sink and made my way back upstairs. There wasn't exactly much to do, considering the fact Kakarot was to small to fight with, so I made my way to the Gravity Chamber to train a bit (but to mostly sleep). But alas, the world seems to really be hating me since Kakarot turned tiny (which was just yesterday). Bulma met me on my way to the gravity chamber. "Morning Vegeta. Where're you of to?" "Training." "You can't train there. You messed it up yesterday! Now I gotta fix it. Y'know Vegeta, you could be a real dick at times! Destroying stuff and not even apologizing, being so high and mighty and your princely-ness...I'm glad we got a divorce actually."

"I mean, we would have been together longer but its a good thing we finally separated. We just couldn't stand each other and our constant fights were destroying Trunks. Sorry about the lecture, Goku's outside so you can go training with him. See you." She walked of to her room and I just stood there wondering why she suddenly blew of like that.

Okay so the GC is out of service...where the hell is Kakarot? His energy wasn't exactly easy to detect now. If it was I would have kicked him out of the GC when he was watching me. Bulma said he was outside so I guess that would be my first choice.

He's got to be somewhere here...where is that idiot? I scanned the perimeter of the front yard but didn't see him...he's in the backyard. I made a U turn and made my way to the backyard. The sun was already out and the tress swayed a bit in the breeze. Sorta relaxing. I closed my eyes and sighed at the peaceful environment. "Vegeta!" I opened one eye and saw him flying to me. "What're you doing here? Won't you train in the Gravity Chamber?" "Its busted. We're going to train somewhere else. Follow me."

I turned and blasted of into the air to find a decent,empty sparring ground. He followed closely behind me. "Vegeta let's talk. I'm bored of flying and not talking to you!" "Kakarot shut up." "NO. I'll keep speaking! So what's your favourite food? Favourite season, clothes, house, colour, person, movie, game-"

"KAKAROT!" I stopped midway and felt him crash right into my back. He flew in front of me and placed both his tiny ass hands on his waist. He pouted at me. "You're mean y'know that? Act nicer!" Yeah no. Cute bastard. I sighed at his nagging and pushed him aside to get to our destination.

I looked behind me and saw that he wasn't there anymore. Where did he disappear to? "Vegeta." I groaned knowing he wasn't going to let that go. After a while of just floating he finally spoke, a tint of pink rushing to his cheeks. "So when you said I was cute," Not this again.. "did you really mean it? I've been thinking about that all day and maybe you lied because we were around your ex and child."

"W-well...did you mean it?" I felt my cheeks burning so I pushed him aside for the second time today and finally spotted the training area. "Kakarot just drop it. It was an accident to say that to you because you aren't cute OR handsome." I landed near a tree in the clearing. He sighed in relief and stood next to me, looking up just to speak. "Thanks for clearing that up."

"Now let's fight!" He jumped away from me and powered up to super saiyan. This is gonna be educational... I smirk and power up, getting into my  stance. We stared at each for a few minutes before flying at each other at top speed.

I couldn't see where he went and felt a hit (or kick) to my back. I turned around and tried to blast him. He was to small to aim directly at. He punched me a few times in the gut. "KAKAROT!" He stopped what he was doing and that was my queue. I caught him in my hand and dislocated his tiny shoulder.

"HEY THAT'S CHEATING!" "Alls fair when you're fighting, right?" "LET GO!" He kicked my hand and flew a few metres away from me. That bastard. Doesn't even know how to have fun now. "You are mean, Vegeta. I don't wanna train anymore, let's go back to Capsule Corp!"

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Okay soooooo....I'm sick.

I'll be taking a few days rest so for now, see you when my nose and throat aren't filled with mucus. Also I have exams next week so no more updates till AFTER next week.