Teacup Kakarot

For How Long?!

Second chapter what what!

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                                    Goku's POV

"Bulma turn me back right now!" I stormed over to her and the boys but it took sooooo long! That's it,I can't take this anymore! "You know Kakarot you could just fly. Though then we might think you're an actual brainless bug!" I don't have time to listen to Vegeta and his insults right now!

I finally made it to her! "Bulma I need you to explain this in detail. Why.Am.I.TINY?!" She kneeled in front of me and picked me in her hand. "Dad we're so sorry! Its all my fault!" "Yep totally." Goten punched his friend in the gut and smiled sheepishly at me. "Goku I already said it all. Goten,Trunks and I were arguing about how old you should be in the picture then ahaha,I accidentally said 'What do want me to say kids?! That I wish Goku was tiny or what?' Then he granted it and....yeah."

"Alright guys I forgive you but! I don't forgive Vegeta." I said and crossed my arms. He chuckled behind us and said 'whatever' before walking towards us. "Well in all honesty Kakarot, you look better this way." "Really Geta?" "Yeah. Now I can't see you so well!"

I pouted and sat in Bulma's hand as she kicked him in the shins. "Vegeta that wasn't nice! Besides I bet Goku could still beat the crap out of you like this! Come on Goku do it!" Well if its to prove that I can still be a great fighter then....okay! I got up and pointed to Vegeta. "Come on Vegeta just you and me! You have the advantage on this one!" He stopped rubbing his leg where Bulma kicked it and looked at me.

"Nah I'm good. Hey Kakarot I just realised something.... What's your wife gonna say she sees you like this?" Oh yeah I forgot. Maybe I could tell her after she's back from her vacation! "She's on a vacation actually! Goten and I have been staying alone for the past few months so that means she's enjoying herself."

Everyone except Goten and I had their mouths wide open after I said that. Bulma was the first to break the silence. "Goku what you're saying is that you haven't been your wife in months even though she's the one used to being left by you for months? And you and Goten are still alive?!" "Yeah what's the problem with that?"

She sighed and let me hover in the air. "Goku being this small you won't be able to do much so why don't you and Goten stay here till the dragon balls are ready to be gathered?"

"Really?!"

"What?!?"

"Yes!!" Trunks and Goten screamed and high fived. Vegeta stood still with his mouth wide open and Goku couldn't help but squeal. He hugged Bulma who returned the hug,albeit a bit awkwardly. Vegeta finally snapped out of his trance and pulled Bulma to the side. "Bulma what the hell are you thinking saying that they could stay with us?! I am NOT spending a year in the same building as Kakarot!"

"Well the you can leave if you want. Find some other charming female who will end up falling for you and invite you to live permanently at their house why don't ya?! I'm sure she'll love it when you track dirt all over and never say thank you for all that she does! And why don't you destroy a few walls while you're moving?!" Bulma seems.....upset..

"Well maybe if Kakarot wasn't here I wouldn't have a reason to be so upset woman! And fun fact,I do say thank you! So you and your little complaints will have to cease!" "I'm not complaining I'm stating a fact! Now just apologize to Goku for what you said or else!" Okay now their both upset... and it's my fault, yay. "Or else what?" She fumed and crossed her arms.

"Or else dad has to sleep in the same room as Goku and not complain." Trunks yelled at the top of his voice and got hit by Vegeta. Bulma smiled to herself and that's when I fully understood what he said. "Uh I don't think that would be so good...I mean,Vegeta's a great guy but that would also mean I'd be also sleeping with Bulma and they might squash me! I don't wanna die because of Vegeta's thigh or Bulma's arm thanks."

Bulma and Vegeta finally stopped their argument, facing me slowly as I just stared at them. Sheesh they look bigger than me now. "You know what,that's it! I'm moving to a different side of this house. Kakarot can't die because of some accident! I'll kill him myself and prove to be the strongest! You Kakarot," he pointed directly at me "don't die just yet you annoyingly adorable bastard!"

He just called me adorable... what?! Bulma,Trunks and Goten went silent for a while and finally burst into a laughing fit. Vegeta's face turned beet red and I also felt heat rushing to my cheeks. Well.....today sure has been interesting. Though I kinda liked it when he called me adorable.

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Well I think we all know where this is going huh..... Any way I gotta go. See you all at the next update or sooner in case I need to announce something