"What the hell..." Kindaichi said.
Nova giggled.
"Do you think this is funny?!" Mad dog yelled at her.
"Kind of, I mean you should see your faces." She responded, holding back more giggles.
"I mean, we do look pretty stupid." Yahaba chuckled and rubbed the back of his neck.
"So you're telling me, my boyfriend has lived more than one life and used to be married to a king?" Iwaizumi clarified.
Nova nodded and snapped, turning the screen back on.
Divorced-Akaashi
Beheaded-Oikawa
"HE WAS BEHEADED?!" The team screamed.
"I guess it explains the scar" Kunimi said shakily.
"But why was he beheaded??" Iwaizumi asked.
"You'll have to wait and see. It gives a brief explanation in this song and then he has his own song that goes into detail." Nova explained.
Died-Suga
Divorced-Atsumu
Beheaded-Semi
Survived-Kenma
"Damn, everyone else either died or got divorced and Kenma survived." Maki said.
And tonight we are-Akaashi
LIIIIVE~!-All
"Gotta admit, they all sing really well." Watari said.
The rest of the team agreed.
Listen up let me tell you a story!-Akaashi
A story that you think you've heard before!-Oikawa
We know you know our names and our fame and our faces.-Suga
Know all about the glories and the disgraces.-Atsumu
I'm done cause all this time I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme!-Semi
So I picked up a pen and a microphone~-Kenma
All-History's about to get overthrown!
Divorced-Akaashi
Beheaded-Oikawa
The team winced in the theater.
"I really didn't need to be reminded." Matsun grumbled. People mumbled their agreement.
Died-Suga
Divorced-Atsumu
Beheaded-Semi
Survived-Kenma
But just for you tonight. We're divorced, beheaded LIVE! Welcome to the show! To the historemix! Switching up the flow as we add the prefix! Everybody knows that we used to be six husbands! Raising up the roof till we hit the ceiling! Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing! Everybody knows that we used to be six wives~...but now we're ex-wives!-All
"Damn, I got chills" Kunimi commented.
All you ever hear, or read about-Akaashi
Is our ex and the way it ended!-Oikawa
"Wait..." Watari drew attention to himself while he thought for a moment. "He said 'our' as in all of them had the same ex" He observed.
"Yep! That is correct!" Nova cheered.
But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush~-Suga
You're gonna find out how we got unfriended!-Atsumu
"Well, I guess that's one way you can put it" Iwaizumi said, looking unpleased.
"Lmao, Iwaizumi acting a little salty there." Maki teased.
"I am not" Iwaizumi snapped back.
"Sure~" Maki taunted again.
"Maki, please don't provoke him" Yahaba requested, looking worried and exasperated.
Tonight we're gonna do ourselves justice! Cause we're taking you to court!-Semi
Every Tudor Rose has it's thorns. And you're gonna hear em live in consort!-Kenma
Divorced-Akaashi
Beheaded-Oikawa
Died-Suga
Divorced-Atsumu
Beheaded-Semi
Survived-Kenma
But just for you tonight...we're divorced, beheaded, LIIIVE~~! Welcome to the show to the Historemix! Switching up the flow as we add the prefix! Everybody knows that we used to be six husbands~ Dancing on the beat till the brink of day! Once we're done we'll start again, like it's the Renaissance! Everybody knows that we used to be six husbands~ ...But now we're ex-husbands!-All
"Are they just going to repeat?" Kunimi asked.
Nova shook her head and gestured back to the screen.
Divorced~-All except Akaashi
My name is Akaashi of Aragon. Was married 24 years.-Akaashi
"That's a long time, especially when he was one of the people who got a divorce." Yahaba commented.
I'm a paragon of royalty. My loyalty is to the Vatican. So if you try to dump me...you won't try that again🙃-Akaashi
"Never knew Akaashi could be threatening" Matsun said, a shiver going down his spine.
Beheaded~-All except Oikawa
"Ooh, is it Oikawa's turn now?" Maki asked.
I'm that Oikawa boy and I'm up next! See I broke England from the Church. Yeah, I'm that sexy 😉-Oikawa
Iwaizumi sighed. "Well, that's Oikawa alright"
Why did I lose my head?
"Actually, yeah I want to know" Watari piped in.
Well my sleeves may be green but my lipsticks red!-Oikawa
"Did he cheat?!" Kindaichi said, astonished.
"I guess you'll have to wait and see" Nova answered.
(I'm really freaking lazy and Oikawa's part is done so I'm gonna cut the rest of the song even though I love it)
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Haikyuu Reacts to AU's (Mostly Seijoh reacting to Oikawa AU's)
FanfictionThis is going to focus mostly around Oikawa, because I think he gets more hate then he deserves. Anywho, this is haikyuu x six the musical. I'm just gonna do Aoba Johsai react because I'm too lazy to type out responses for a lot of people. So yeah t...
