These skits come from @angelicaxomae and @swagginhard on tik tok. But I'm going to be skipping certain ones because...reasons. Also this came from something I saw on YouTube I think their name was swag but don't quote me on that.
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(Skipping the whole part where Aoba Johsai + Osamu and Sakusa is confused)
The scene opens to Oikawa and Atsumu sitting in a room. "Hey Kawababe, wanna play pass the phone?" "Sure, it's not like we have anything better to do anyway." "Mmkay, I'll start." Atsumu said
"So we're just gonna watch those two idiots play a game?" Mad dog asked, exasperated.
"You'll find out a lot about them from this game." Nova answered.
The team and two guests looked at her skeptically before turning their attention back to the screen.
"I'm passing the phone to someone who did two days of therapy and refused to go back"
"Wait, he was in therapy?!" Iwaizumi yelled out.
"I'm passing the phone to someone who threatened our friendship because I wouldn't go to therapy." They both laughed their asses off with tears coming out of their eyes. "I'm passing the phone to someone who fell in love with every guy who gave him attention in high school."
"Damn, that's rough." Maki said. Iwaizumi just grumbled to himself.
"I'm passing the phone to someone who was in love with a guy for like two years but never talked to him once." "Oh I miss him!"
"Who?" Sakusa asked, a threatening aura coming off of him.
"Why do you care so much? You guys aren't even dating?" Osamu asked the germaphobe.
"I'm passing the phone to someone who slept with their ex's best friend." Oikawa smiled like: 😃 at Atsumu calling him out and flipped him off.
"He's not a virgin?!" Watari asked with wide eyes.
"I'm passing the phone to someone who snuck their phone into the mental health ward for two weeks just so they could keep their Snapchat streaks."
"Wait...the what?!" Osamu yelled out.
"You heard it." Nova said.
"And why was he there?!" Sakusa asked.
"Keep watching."
"I'm passing the phone to someone who said they would stop being my friend because I smoke weed."
"That bitch does WHAT?!" Osamu shrieked.
"I'm passing the phone to someone who got me into smoking weed." Oikawa said accusingly. Atsumu just stuck his tongue out at him.
"What?!" The entire theater screamed.
"What the hell..." Matsun said.
"I'm passing the phone to someone who implements all of his trauma into his kinks." Oikawa said.
"How does he even know that-?" Yahaba questioned.
"They're besties, they talk about everything." Osamu pointed out.
"Hehe ok. I'm passing the phone who lost 18 points on their rice purity test in literally three weeks."
"I- how??" Kindaichi wondered out loud.
"I'm passing the phone to someone who's been pulling toxic men since he was six years old."
"...why didn't he tell me?" Osamu asked, sadly and quietly.
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