The Adventures of The Superlative Cartel: The Diabolic Thief

Uncle Clementine

Yes, you are probably wondering, "Who in the world is Uncle Clementine?" Well, that's my uncle. Yes, I'm Pat Clementine. Now stop laughing and go back to reading.

So we went to my amazing uncle. He's a guy who makes cool gadgets with spare parts at a junkyard. So when we were walking, everyone saw an old gas station. Mya looked at me and said, "Is this some kind of joke?" I looked at her and kept walking to the door. Below the door was a large mat. "Everyone, stand on the mat." Everyone looked at me like I was stupid but they listened. I did a special knock and everyone started to hear creaking noises. They looked down and saw the mat start to drop. Then they started to drop. We were all on a huge slide. We all screamed in joy. Except for Mya. She was sliding but she had her hands folded. At the end of the slide was a mattress. We all fell on it once we got down from the slide. The workshop looked nice but when I saw Uncle C with a chainsaw I was petrified. "Who goes there?!?!" He shouted, swinging the chainsaw back and forth. I was so scared I spit random words from my mouth. "Don't turn into Leatherface Uncle. I want my body to be in one piece!!" Uncle C started laughing while I was crying. Everyone just looked so confused and didn't know what to do. But then he finally introduced himself. "Hello, kind people. I'm Bill Clementine. Also referred to as Uncle C. How do ya do?" Everyone waved at him. But I had to get to the point. "UNCLE WE NEED YOUR HELP!" Uncle C looked at me weird and asked me, "Are you tired, boy?" I looked at him and replied. "Yes but..." He stopped me. "You need some sleep mister. And your friends do." So I had no choice but to sleep. He took us into his workshop and showed us 3 rooms. "We have to share?" Mya said in a mean voice. "Well, you can sleep by yourself if you'd like." Mya took one room, Jill and Josh took a room, and April & I shared a room. We all fell asleep so fast, Uncle C couldn't even say good night to us.

The Next Morning☆

Mya woke up at 6:58 and got on her feet. She saw an alarm clock in front of her. It was the loudest and the only one in the workshop (don't ask me how I know. My Uncle told me months ago. Ha I'm ahead of you). So when the time hit 7:00, the alarm clock went crazy. But Mya shut it down real quick. She punched it so hard, the floor vibrated for a second. Then everyone was up. Uncle C saw the broken clock, then he had a meltdown, "My clock, my beautiful antique clock. Why?!?!" I felt bad for him so I did him a favor. "Hey Uncle, I can fix your clock." Then he had a bright smile on his face. But I wasn't done yet. "But Uncle. I'll do that on one condition. Help me find my dad's car and I'll fix your clock in a jiffy." He thought of what I said and ran to his room. Then he came in with a computer device. "What the heck is that?" He looked at me happily. "This is the new device that I made. It can track anything and anyone. It's called the Findy Windy 5000!" Honestly, I didn't mind the name. It was kinda funny and cute. But it had its cool ways. I was so happy and pumped, I could yell at Jamie right now without getting scared. So I turned the machine on. I typed the license plate in. It gave the results. I was so shocked I couldn't say where it was. I called everyone. "Guys, you have to see where the car is." Everyone looked and their jaws dropped. Even Mya was shocked. Jill yelled, "THE CAR IS IN..."

To be continued...

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