-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 4:13 --
EB: Hey... Um... Dave?
TG: woah john you didn't make that abnoxious little face at the end this has to be important
EB: It is dave.
TG: come one john youre creeping me out dude whats up?
EB:Dave........ I've been thinking about telling you this for a while and I just wanted to say...
TG: ...
EB: Dave I like you.
TG: No shit egderp nobody can resist my strider charm
EB: ...
TG: okay chill john it was just a joke
EB:...That's the thing though dave...
TG: ... what is?
EB: I do like you like that Dave.
EB: Dave
EB: I think i might be a homosexual
EB: It's just that...
EB: I never felt this way anbout anyone else Dave.
EB: Not ever.
EB: and I think...
EB: If I'm being honest with myself...
EB: I've felt this way for a long time.
EB: and I was just too scared to say something.
EB: ...
EB: Dave?
TG: yeah
TG: im here
TG: im sorry bro i just had to pick my jaw up off the fucking ground
EB: ...
TG: youre not shitting me right?
TG: this isn't just another one of your master pranks?
TG: because dude
TG: thats a fucking low blow
TG: and its not funny
TG: thats about as not funny as all your other pranks times ten.
TG: no times one hundred
TG: no one million
TG: i think your catching my drift
TG: super not funny dude.
EB: Dave...
EB: This isn't a joke.
TG: its not?
EB: No dave.
TG: oh...well then...
EB: Yeah.
TG: okay...
EB: Yeah
TG: ...
EB: :B
EB: Okay.
EB: That's all I wanted to say so I guess I'll go.
EB: Goodbye Dave.
TG: Wait no.Egbert don't go.
EB: Wow dave you used proper capitalization and you called me the right name. :B
EB: What is it?
TG: I...I feel the same...
TG: about you...
TG: and your dorky ass
EB: Really?
TG: Yeah John.
EB: Cool!
EB:So...
EB: Where does this leave us?
TG: I don't know man.
EB: Maybe we could...
EB: Go on a date sometime?
TG: i don't know egderp...that stuff isnt really my style
EB: Oh. Yeah. Sorry...
TG: John.
TG: Geez.
TG: It was a joke.
EB: Oh okay :B
TG: Yeah... So... a date would be nice.
EB: Okay cool :B
EB: Oh no I have to go. Dad is trying to get me to taste test his cake again!
TG: dude that sounds fucking awesome i dont know why you get so stressed about that.
EB: It's Betty Crocker Dave!!
TG: oh yeah.
TG: remind me about why you dont like her so much again?
EB: I don't have time Dave. He's on his way up the stairs!
TG: okay i get it i will talk to you later then
EB: Goodbye Dave :B
-- ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 6:12 –
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Homestuck Quadrant Confessions
FanfictionDifferent homestuck character confessing their feelings for one another... Because that's what I write in my free time. c:
