John <3 Dave

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-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 4:13 --

EB: Hey... Um... Dave?

TG: woah john you didn't make that abnoxious little face at the end this has to be important

EB: It is dave.

TG: come one john youre creeping me out dude whats up?

EB:Dave........ I've been thinking about telling you this for a while and I just wanted to say...

TG: ...

EB: Dave I like you.

TG: No shit egderp nobody can resist my strider charm

EB: ...

TG: okay chill john it was just a joke

EB:...That's the thing though dave...

TG: ... what is?

EB: I do like you like that Dave.

EB: Dave

EB: I think i might be a homosexual

EB: It's just that...

EB: I never felt this way anbout anyone else Dave.

EB: Not ever.

EB: and I think...

EB: If I'm being honest with myself...

EB: I've felt this way for a long time.

EB: and I was just too scared to say something.

EB: ...

EB: Dave?

TG: yeah

TG: im here

TG: im sorry bro i just had to pick my jaw up off the fucking ground

EB: ...

TG: youre not shitting me right?

TG: this isn't just another one of your master pranks?

TG: because dude

TG: thats a fucking low blow

TG: and its not funny

TG: thats about as not funny as all your other pranks times ten.

TG: no times one hundred

TG: no one million

TG: i think your catching my drift

TG: super not funny dude.

EB: Dave...

EB: This isn't a joke.

TG: its not?

EB: No dave.

TG: oh...well then...

EB: Yeah.

TG: okay...

EB: Yeah

TG: ...

EB: :B

EB: Okay.

EB: That's all I wanted to say so I guess I'll go.

EB: Goodbye Dave.

TG: Wait no.Egbert don't go.

EB: Wow dave you used proper capitalization and you called me the right name. :B

EB: What is it?

TG: I...I feel the same...

TG: about you...

TG: and your dorky ass

EB: Really?

TG: Yeah John.

EB: Cool!

EB:So...

EB: Where does this leave us?

TG: I don't know man.

EB: Maybe we could...

EB: Go on a date sometime?

TG: i don't know egderp...that stuff isnt really my style

EB: Oh. Yeah. Sorry...

TG: John.

TG: Geez.

TG: It was a joke.

EB: Oh okay :B

TG: Yeah... So... a date would be nice.

EB: Okay cool :B

EB: Oh no I have to go. Dad is trying to get me to taste test his cake again!

TG: dude that sounds fucking awesome i dont know why you get so stressed about that.

EB: It's Betty Crocker Dave!!

TG: oh yeah.

TG: remind me about why you dont like her so much again?

EB: I don't have time Dave. He's on his way up the stairs!

TG: okay i get it i will talk to you later then

EB: Goodbye Dave :B

-- ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 6:12 –

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