Homestuck Quadrant Confessions

Gamzee <3 Tavros

-- terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling adiosToreador [AT] at 5:49 --

TC: HeY tAvBrO

AT: uH, hEY gAMZEE,,,

TC: wHaT tHe MoThErFuCk Is Up My InVeRtAbRoThEr?

AT: uH,,, nOTHING MUCH BRO }:)

TC: tHaTs CoOl TaVbRo

AT: dID YOU,uH,,, wANT TO,,, tELL ME SOMETHING gAMZEE?

TC: YoU kNoW i AlL uP aNd ThInK i DiD tAvBrO bUt I dOnT mOtHErFuCkInG rEmEmBeR... cAnT a MoThErFuCkeR gEt HiS cHiLl On WiTh HiS bEsT bRo?

AT: uH,,, oF-oF COURSE YOU CAN gAMZEE BUT WE JUST,,, uH FINISHED TALKING, wE AGREED WE WOULD TALK TOMORROW,,, i SAID i WAS GOING TO GO TO SLEEP

TC: Oh WeLl ThEn YoU gO gEt YoUr MoTheRfUcKiNg SlEeP oN tHeN bRo

AT: oKAY,,, gOODNIGHT gAMZEE

TC: GoOd NiGhT mOtHeRfUcKeR :o)

-- adiosToreador [AT] ceased trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] at 6:12 --

~~~~~ Literally 5 minutes later ~~~~~

-- terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling adiosToreador [AT] at 6:17 --

TC: TaVbRo

TC: TaVbRo I aLl Up aNd MoThErFuCkInG rEmEmBeReD wHaT iT wAs

AT: w-wHAT IS IT gAMZEE?

TC: Im FlUsHeD fOr YoU bRo

AT: wAIT,,, uH,,, rEALLY?

TC: YeAh I mIgHt NoT bE tHe MoThErFuCkInG bEsT mOtHeRfUcKeR aT rEmEmBeRiNg StUfF aNd ReAlLy DoInG aNyThInG bUt Im FlUsHeD fOr YoU bRo. YoU aRe A mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE sEnT tO mE fRoM tHe MiRtHfUl MeSsIaHs ThEmSeLvEs AnD i AlL uP aNd WaNtEd YoU tO kNoW tHaT...aNd MaYbE eVeN aSk YoU tO bE mY mAtEsPrItE?

AT: w-wOW gAMZEE, i,,, uH,,, nEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY,,,

AT: aND i THINK,,,

TC: yOu DoNt HaVe To AlL uP aNd ReSpOnD iF yOu DoNt WaNt To BrO

AT: i DEFINATELY WANT TO,,, uH,,, aCCEPT YOUR OFFER,,, aBOUT THE,,, uH,,, mATESPRITESHIP,,,, iF YOUR SURE,

TC: oF cOuRsE iM aLl Up AnD mOtHeRFuCkInG sUrE tAvBrO. yOuRe A mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE.