•Kindergarten Stuff• (Random things)

•Colton being savage

Yes, Colton is the Stingy of their Lazy town.
Genderbend

This will only have the OG kids and staff from the first game.

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Playing video games at Molly's house.

Molly: *while still playing* Could you let me have some popcorn?

Colton: *takes a piece* I could give you a little piece, but it's mine *eats it in her face*

Betty: Colton!

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Colton: Ehem!

Mr. Applegate: Oh, Colton! Good to see you my young friend

Colton: Good to see you too! Eh, uhm, I need to borrow something from you

Mr. Applegate: What would you like?

Colton: Well, you see, I'm having this pizza party for all my friends at my house, and I need-

Mr. Applegate: You need some dough for the pizza!

Colton: No, I have that

Mr. Applegate: So you need some tomatos for the tomato sauce?

Colton: No! I have lots of those!

Mr. Applegate: Oh, well, perhaps you need some vegetales to put on top of the pizza

Colton: NOOOO!

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Mr. Applegate is sleeping on his desk.

Colton *coughts to wake him up but fails* Oh! *takes out a megaphone and coughts louder*

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Mr. Applegate: Let me give you-

Colton: *irritated* Oh, I know, some advise

Mr. Applegate: No, a gift!

Colton: :D!

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Mr. Applegate: Then what DO you need?

Colton: I NEED to borrow your bathtub!

Mr. Applegate: Oh, yes- *weirded out* My bathtub?

Colton: I heard Adrian telling Betty that she should wash before eating an apple, so I want everyone to take a bath before eating MY pizza

Mr. Applegate: No no no no no, I think Adrian was talking about washing your HANDS before you eat

Colton: Your hands? *looks at his own hands* J-Just your hands?

Mr. Applegate: You should always wash your hands before eating, that's really good advise

Colton: Oh! So I only need to take your sink!

Mr. Applegate: What?! No no no, Colton. W-Why doesn't everyone just wash their hands on YOUR sink?

Colton: And get MY sink all dirty?! HA, ha ha! Thanks for the sink, bye! :3

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Everyone stands under the treehouse they all build together in the playground.

Betty: Colton, I want answers!!

Everyone agrees.

Colton: *inside the treehouse* No!

Adrian: But we ALL built it, Colt!

Colton: *opens the window* MY tools, MY nails, MY wood, MY treehouse!

Adrian: But what about MY flowerpot?!

Colton: Flowerpot? *throws it out the window* What flowerpot? Hmp! *closes the window on them*

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Colton: Wow, your water wings! Can I own them?! :3

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Colton: Well, so this year, I'm not going to let ANYONE in my house! I'll invite everybody, but I'm going to take the presents and ask them to leave. Oh, maybe I can talk throug the letterbox like this!: "Happy Birthday to me! Leave your presents! Go way"

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Colton: To: Me.... From: Me

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Colton: Ooh, noo, nevermind. I'll just have to ride my new bicycle without a helmet

Mr. Applegate: Colton, isn't that your hermet right there? *points at the helmet in his hands*

Colton: Thiss?! THIS is a BLUE helmet!! My bicycle is PINK! They do NOT MATCH!

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Mr. Applegate: Colton, you wak with your shoes outside, don't you?

Colton: Yes?

Mr. Applegate: Yes, and, uh, you use little bitty car outside don't you?

Colton: Corret?

Mr. Applegate: Well, what do you do when they get dirty?

Colton: Well, usually I ask Bea to clean them

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Bea: *very excited* COLTON, DID I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?! DID I TELL YOU WHAT WAS ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!

Colton: *sighs* Three times

Bea continues talking and jumping around.

Colton: *furious* QUIET TIMES! *slaps his pen on the table* UUUGH, Bea, HOW am I supposed to label my presents with you jabbering like that?!

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Colton is sleeping on the rug with a sleeping bag and eyemask.

Mr. Applegate: Colton, what are you doing?

Colton: *gets the mask over his eyes* Ssh, I'm trying to sleep

Mr. Applegate: But Colton, it's the middle of the day

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Mr. Applegate: Colton, why are you asking all these questions?

Colton: *writting on a piece of paper* Well, I'm making a list of everybody's faaaaavorite sports, and then I'm gonna watch you all play those sports

Mr. Applegate: Oh, Colt, that is very nice of you-

Colton: Yes! And then, when I've watched you for a loooong time, I'll learn about how you play. And I'll find out your weaknesses! And then I'll challenge you to play a game, and then I'LL BEAT YOU SOOO BADLY, AND BECOME KING OF THAT SPORTS FOR ALL. TIME. AND ETERNITY! HAHAHA! *laughs minaically*

Everyone: *concerned*

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Colton: If you don't mind: Please. Go. Away. So I can go back to sleep!

Mr. Applegate: Colton, sleep is important, but you can't sleep all the time!

Colton: Why not?

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I would do more, but I'm tired of writing. Maybe I'll do more another day.