*pic of Calum as lock screen*
Person: "Is that your boyfriend?"
Me: "No, that's my boyfriend's friend."
Person: "Oh... he's cute."
Me: "He's mine."
Person: "But I thought you sa-"
Me: They're ALL MINE."
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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes, Randomness, and Whatnot 2
AcakThe continuation of 5 Seconds of Summer Jokes, Randomness, and Whatnot! Filled with 5sos jokes, quotes, lyrics, thoughts, and other random stuff. [Highest Ranking: #676 in Humor] [FREQUENT UPDATES] *DISCLAIMER: All rights go to the respectful owners...