8: an univited guest

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(Btw for the people who want to know I go by all pronouns,
I don't want to be hold back by a pronoun or smt, thank you for understanding:). )
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After a wile of staring at the random guy in netherite armor, he was getting to close for my liking, I coughed to get dreams attention "Uh..... Dream." "Yeah what's it?" Dream asked, the guy kept getting closer and closer, I had three options.

Option one:

Just run and let Dream deal with him.

Option two:

Notify Dream., and take him on together.

Option three:

Fight him yourself.

And of course I could just ask them to not kill you and or work it out. But that would be boring so, nah.

So I did the thing most people would do. I mean they did have netherite armor and weapons, to be honest. I already knew that I had to have. So like any other civilized civilian would do. I went to fight them for their stuff.

And of course I won, I mean I am a goddess- (insert fancy hair flip (if your bald with ya nonexistent hair))

Snapnap was killed by [SleepingCloud]
[SleepingCloud] L
[Dream] L
[Tommyinnit] L
[WilburSoot] L
Snapnap left the game

"LOOOOK CHAT, LOOK AT ALL THE FREE STUFF HERE, SURLY ITS NOT FROM ANYBODY AND IT WAS A GIFT FOR US, SURLY" I screamed, I swear if the stream wasn't deaf before, they surly are now. 'Wait when did snapnap even join-' I thought. Meh probably joint wile I was reading chat or something.

"Hey dream, I lost you. Where are you again?"
"Umm, I am at the west path of the community house, by the target" Dream stated. "Alright wait for me."

Wile walking I noticed  a few things, well at first I noticed that there were a lot of blown up buildings. Like a lot- And I also noticed a church.

"Dream, why is there a church here?"

"Oh you mean the church prime? Yeah, it's where you get primes."

Who the f*** came up with that? I mean it could be beneficial but, just no. "OH WAIT DREAM I SEE YOU! HEYYYYYYYYY" "How, the, fuck, did, you, get, netherite, armor." Dream asked me slowly. "Oh! I found out that someone had done some gifts for me so I took them!" I stated in a matter of fact way.

"Wait let me guess, you killed someone. Saw their stuff on the ground. Picked it up. And stole it?" "I guess you could put it that way if you really want." I stated. Before I saw Dream turning his head slowly to you, and pulled out his sword.

"Hell no not today bye- this tour can wait I ain't getting killed today no sir-" I started running. Until he was out of sight, I switched vc's and well- I did nothing really. I went to the church and just talked to chat for a wile.

I stayed talking to them until someone joined my vc.

"Hello?"

"Hellu"

It stayed silent for a minute, you got to know. I hate, no I despise social interaction. I can't stand it.

It's just no.

Finally the mystery person said something.

"Uuuh, you new to the server?"

"Yeah, I'm-"

"BITCH GUESS WHO'S HOME?" My roommate shouted, perfect timing to get out of this situation.

"Hold on my roommate's home, can you entertain my stream?"

"Uhhhh, I'm not really-"

"Thank you!"

I cut him off and rushed too my roommate, she came in with a few bags of groceries. "Hey, how was your day?" You asked her. "It was amazing, I saw this one girl wile getting groceries, and she looked like a fucking goddess, so I asked her number." And then her phone was ringing. "Oh that's her can you put the groceries away please? Thanks." And your roommate runs, no sprints to her room. "I CANT IM STREAMING, ILL DO IT AFTER IM DONE THO FINISHING IT UP THO" You screamed after her. "ALRIGHT HAVE FUN!" she screamed back. "YOU TOO WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND" you screamed after her wile rushing too your room/office.

You undefend yourself "alright I'm back thank you for entertaining the stream, by the way I forgot to ask what is your name? Or username or something."

"It's technoblade."
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Heyyyyyyy, how you doing?

I hope you're doing well, go grab something to eat and drink wile your at it. If you don't want to, that's fine just grab something later today please.

I want you to know that I love you.

Your amazing.

And I still want to marry you (insert swexy face)

Have an amazing day, night or afternoon.

Here is a cute picture of a pig.

Bye bye!

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Bye bye!

~yours truly, Hatsuke Mikou.

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