"Hans, ze transmission broke."
-Driver of a Panzerkampfwagen V Panther, Circa, 1944
It's December the 10th 1944, the Allies had landed in France several months ago, and Germany is being pushed back on all sides of the war while Hitler is preparing...
A 3 German destroyers was on a recon mission to see wats down undah.
As they were sailing they saw a fishing vessel with the name "Primo Victoria" at the front, and some strange lights at the back.
"Vhat, ze hell, I see zome men in ze back."
"Vait, I hear them, playing very veird music."
The Germans faintly heard them say:
"Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean! He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas! To lead the war machine! To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine! The terror of the seas! The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine!"
"Zat is viewrd." The Captain said
Just then shells came flying by the Destroyers.
"Scheiße, vhere did zey come from?!"
"Portside, kapitan!"
The Captain spun around to the Portside, and looked through his binoculars.
"It'z very familiar, but I can't mein finger on it."
"We, have to get out of ze line of fire!"
A shell narrowly missed the port of a destroyer.
"Now!"
The Captain quickly put his destroyer at full speed, the other destroyers followed.
"Velp, zat vas a close one."
4 Hours later.
The radio operator was bored then he heard something in the radio.
"This is the Imperial Japanese Navy, turn back now or be shot by our mighty Battleship Yamato!"
The radio operator not knowing what clue did the voice said replied in German:
"Sorry, I do not speak giberish."
The voice replied the same thing in English.
The radio operator, knowing very little English replied.
"Ja, hold."
He then went up stairs to tell the Captain.
"Kapitan, someone's on ze radio, zey speak english."
"Ja, I'll come."
The Kapitan, and the radio operator went downstairs.
The Captain then replies to the voice.
"So vere, ze Kriegsmarine."
"So, your the Germans?"
"Yeah."
"Okay, let us meet up. Were about 5 kilometers south.
"Alright then."
Some minutes later.
The ships docked at a uninhabited island. They began a sort of party. Well, atleast for the Low rankers. The officers were having a nice chat of politics.
Then they heard a rustle in the bushes. They turned around only too see, a forest.
"Must, be the wild life." The Officers thought to themselves.
Some large Town April 23rd 1945 10:00 AM
A Fox Women was running for the gates of her town. She then ran into the house of the Townchief.
"Ah, Isabella, what going on?"
"It's the humans are here!"
"What, this is a Beastimals paradise, no human can find this island for hundreds of years!"
"Shall I get the guards?"
"Yup, I'll radio the nearest army. Now go quickly!"
Beach April 23rd 1945 10:11 AM
The Guard armed with Shona-M69 (Breach loading rifles.), 20 horses, and a cannon. With 300 of them they were serverly outnumbered.
"Sir, how do you proceded, if there's about 4,000 of them!"
"We shall fire from the treeline, they will think that a large force is firing at them."
"And?"
"We fire sporadically, yell loudly and switch positions to reload."
A few minutes later
The Commander yelled:
"ZONIANS, ATTACK!"
The Zonians fired sporadically there rifles. There cannon fires and plows through a tent ripping it immediately.
German-Japanese POV
(I shall refer the German-Japanese forces as "Germanese.")
The Germanese returned light rifle and pistol fire. As the men were rushing to get on board there respective ships.
A German soldier deploys an MG-42, and it sings. It rips throughout the Zonians lines shreading them. You hear a woosh, then something hard hitting a soft surface, and you fall, never to rise again.
"Ach nein, I need a new barrel!" The machine gunner shouts.
Germanese shells came raining down the skies killing any poor soul who comes near it.
Then a shout was heard. There Calvary came around the forest but were swiftly cut down by MG fire.
The 4 Weeks war
Zonian Casualties:
122 Musketeers Dead
20 Calvary Dead
Germanese Casualties:
69 Dead
A German officer was walking over to the treeline when he spots a paper. He picked it up and saw a map.
(K I cant think of anything else convinent to see a map lol)
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