"Hans, ze transmission broke."
-Driver of a Panzerkampfwagen V Panther, Circa, 1944
It's December the 10th 1944, the Allies had landed in France several months ago, and Germany is being pushed back on all sides of the war while Hitler is preparing...
A forest across from the German beachhead April 22 1945 9:13 AM
5 Mr-4 "Tall Boi" were marching down a path for a counterattack against the Germans, with infantry following behind.
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(Not really snowing but you get the point. Also this is from Yarnhub's April Fools video.)
"Gunter?"
"Ja?"
"I see something in ze Forrest."
"Vha- MEIN GOTT, COUNTER-ATTACK, COUNTER ATTACK!"
"Vhat ze hell is zat?!"
They reposioned there Pak 40 and fired an AP shell into a Tall Boi leg. Destroying the leg leaving it to eat dirt. The driver, and co-driver scrambled out of the Tall Boi, grabbing his rifle and joining the frey.
Then a Captain Zedwirch's Panther came to the fight. The Zedwirch popped out of the hatch.
"Private, wheres Ze veakspot?!"
"Kapitan, it's ze legs!" Gunter shouted.
The Panther spun it's turret to a tall Boi on the left. It's gun desperately tries to penetrate the Panther to no avail.
The Panthers 75mm awnsered it's question with an AP shell, destroying its leg. The Pak 40 destroyed another one. The Panther shot another.
Then the Magihis retreated back I to the forest. With the last Tall boi tripping on a bush. It's crew busted open the hatch and ran after the rest of there unit.
"Vhat ever zose things are, zer highly impractical." Gunter remarked.
Meanwhile Zedwirch is congratulating the crew, and his driver said as they droved away:
