"What the fuck ted Cruz fuck you," Daddy pig screamed into his mic.
"Oh fuck you too daddy pig," Ted Cruz yelled into his mic.
Then George entered the living room and asked for help tying his shoe, who does this kid think he is?
Daddy pig told George to come over to him, then he yelled, "NO YOUR PLACE TRASH, DONT BOTHER ME WHEN I PLAY FORTNITE!"
George started crying and left the room as George left daddy pig took dinosaur from him and ripped his head off.
"Uhh daddy pig I heard all of that," ted Cruz said, "your mic was on."
So basically ted Cruz was being watched by his wife who was jealous of daddy pig so she reported daddy pig to the bri'ish police for child abuse
The police came but ted Cruz didn't want his bestie to go to jail so he used his magic ninja skills to travel through shadows and ended up on an unnaturally steep hill in England where the police had daddy pig in hand cuffs
Ted Cruz chopped the handcuffs and the police officers heads off with katanas
"I thought you were a boot licker," daddy pig said.
"I'm actually just racist I don't care about police," ted Cruz replied.
The two embraced and kissed, ted Cruz looked down, oh no daddy pig wasn't wearing any socks 😧
"Daddy pig you're not wearing socks, that means this was gay," Ted Cruz said.
"All homo," Daddy pig smirked.
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Ted Cruz x daddy pig
FanficFortnite is daddy pig and ted Cruz favorite game. They play the game together frequently, always screaming at eachother. But when they meet irl on accident one time will they become lovers?
