Gru had gotten to ted Cruz and Suzy sheep and daddy pig with the help of his minons.
"I hate you ted Cruz! I'm the best ninja," Suzy sheep yelled at ted Cruz as their katanas clashed together.
"Never, I am the best," Ted Cruz told her
"Why don't we all just have sex instead of murder?" Gru suggested from the sidelines. Both ninjas stopped
Daddy pig and ted Cruz started making out, then gru and Suzy sheep joined in
They had a foursome but then Grus machine went wrong and blew up the earth 😧😧😧

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Ted Cruz x daddy pig
FanfictionFortnite is daddy pig and ted Cruz favorite game. They play the game together frequently, always screaming at eachother. But when they meet irl on accident one time will they become lovers?