4/27/21
Dear diary,
I have decided that I will try one more attempt at getting my revenge on the kids from my brother's birthday party.
This is going to be my last try.
Serious!
I've decided that instead of personally hunting down every single devil(ed egg), I'm going to lure them in my trap all at once. Because you know what teeny tiny itty bitty kids can never resist?
A pool party.
With goodie bags.
It's going to be a genius, fool-proof plan. Using the good old-fashioned paper and pen, I'm going to ask my parents to throw a pool party for everyone who went to Jeremy's birthday party, as a replacement for Jer's horrible party the other day. Once everyone is there, I'm going to throw cake at them and spray them with water.
Or maybe the other way around?
Either way, I'm finally going to get my revenge!
Love,
A very excited Eva who is definitely not silently evil-cackling in her bedroom.
Dear readers,
Ughhhhh I'm so mad at myself because I already know exactly what I'm gonna do with this book when it's done.
AND NOW I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
AND LIKE- I'M TOO DISTRACTED WITH MY FUTURE PLANS TO THINK ABOUT MY CURRENT ONES
AND ITS LIKE- UGHHGHGUGUHGUHGUGUUGUGUGUHGUG
Still gonna finish this though
Even if it takes me 9567 years.
And like- did I ever mention that this whole book I've been rolling with the waves, changing my storyline EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
Maybe you've never notices it but every single day, I plan on taking the story a different direction.
Eva was supposed to get revenge on these kids like 4 chapters ago.
It's a MESS y'all.
Oh look.
My inner Texan coming out.
VOTE, COMMENT, HAPPY READING :D
Love,
Elizabeth
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