Slightly Sarcastic

10

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU DIRTY DOG!"

We all look at Luna, to the TV, and back to Luna.

"Um, you do know that she's 8 years old?" Robin states.

"Yeah but she's being a brat. If I had one minute with her... It wouldn't be fun for her. For me? Yes." Luna smiles.

I facepalm. "As you boys have noticed, Luna does not like kids."

"Yeah... we had a small hint but we know now. Remind me to never let my minions near her." Sam says as he backs up a little.

"Ha. Ha."

"Okay guys, who wants to play truth or dare?" I smile excitedly.

"Yeah cause we're totally in 9th grade." Levi rolls his eyes.

"Okay you peen, what better ideas do you have?" I ask.

He rolls his eyes (his eyeballs are close to falling out at this point) at my nickname for him, "Truth or drink."

The others hum excitedly. Traitors.

I get the drinks needed and head back to the living room. We spread blankets and pillows over the floor and sit/lay down.

"Who wants to go first?"

We all quickly touch our noses with Sam doing so last. "Come on, that's not fair!" He protests. "You lose you snooze hoe." Luna says.

"Fine, ask away."

"Sam, have you ever gotten caught doing something you shouldn't have been doing?" I ask.

His eyes widens and so the boys' as he takes a quick sip of D'usse and shakes his head. "The good times." Me and Luna look at each other and roll our eyes. "Boys." We say in unison.

"Thea, you're next." Robin smiles.

"I'm an open book ol' chaps." I smile and lean back with my arms extended to the sides.

"Do you think anyone in this room is hot?"

I confidently state, "Obviously yes." I'm sitting in a room with 4 greek models. The boys are good looking (and they know it) and Luna is my bestie so of course she's hot.

They're slightly thrown off by the comment and smirk to themselves. I cant let them have their special moment, "Luna you're just too hot I had to say yes." I smile.

The smirks dropped off the boys' faces faster than I could blink. "You're not funny."

"I am though." I chuckle.

Levi is next, "Hmmm, tell me about your first kiss."

Levi groans. "Don't even remind me. It was in 7th grade and I went to skate world with the hottest chick in our class. Chick was crazy. She pushed me down in the middle of the rink and started BITING me. I got up and ran home and in order to not see her, didn't go to school for the next week."

"Those were the good ol' days." Robin and Sam laugh.

"Luna your turn, do you think anyone in this room is good looking, and if so, who?" Sam asks.

Her eyes widen and a slight pink tints her cheeks. She scrambles for the bottle and takes a sip. Though her and Robin have shy looks on their faces, I have a wide cheshire smile on my face. I look at the only other person who knows about her crush, Levi. I start to wiggle my eyebrows for only him to see. I made kissy faces and mouth "Oh Robin I love you, oh Robin, will you be mine. Of course Luna, I have your portrait above my bed." I see his lips twitch at my behavior, but he doesn't let a full smile out. A win's still a win.