Slightly Sarcastic

5

"I honestly don't know who you think you are but you seriously need to get your bitchy attitude in check. I don't know why the whole fucking world thinks they can just place themselves higher than an individual-" I stop myself, growing frustrated knowing that everything I'm saying is just going in one ear and coming out the other.

"Whatever, I don't have time for this." I sigh, walking away.

I hear a stomp of a foot and growing footsteps. I turn around and see the bull herself charging at me. Right as she's about to launch herself at me, Levi shields me with his body, efficiently stopping her.

I back up and peer around his body, watching his hands on her wrists. It's pathetic really. She's trying to fling her hand out of his grasp but it really just looks like a fight between a bee and a lion. I've never seen it. You've probably never seen it. But that's what it looks like.

I laugh at my imagination and turn around, starting my journey to chem class.

Cough.

Ooh pretty painting, I wonder if I can be a painter. Maybe I can. Maybe I can paint the Mona Lisa.

Maybe I can BE Mona Lisa.

Cough.

Wow, someone needs some medicine. I want medicine. Sike. That shits nasty as hell. Maybe I can create my own medicine and call it....The Mona Lis-

"HELLO!"

I snap out of my thoughts and turn around to face the three musketeers. Nah. Just Levi, Robin, and Sam.

"Yes?" I question.

"We've been trying to get your attention for the past minute."

"I basically coughed my lungs out trying to."

"Oh that was you!" I step back. "Ew..germs."

"I'm not really sick. I just- oh forget it." Sam sighs.

I laugh and ask them why they need me.

"We wanted to know if you could hang after school." Sam smiles.

"You couldn't have shot me a text?"

"We don't have your number smart one." Levi replies.

I gasp. Very loudly.

"YOU TALK?"

I start my Australian accent. "HERE WE SEE A WILD ANTEATER IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT. WE SEE HE ISN'T LIKE OTHER CREATURES WE HAVE ENCOUNTERED BEFORE. HE ALSO SMELLS LIKE HE SHIT HIMSE-"

"SHUT UP OH MY GOD." He yells.

I laugh as Robin and Sam do the same.

We all exchange numbers and start to walk towards my chem class...for the third time today.

"I think the big guys warming up to me." I coo as I pinch Levi's cheeks.

"Off."

"Yessir." I say as I retreat my hands.

"I honestly can't believe you're a fighter. Seriously. Who's like this?" He sighs.

I laugh. "I sure am unique huh?" I wink.

We all laugh, excluding Levi of course, because we all know he's a robot, and drop me off at chem class.

I put my hand up to my head in a salute stance. "I will see you guys on the other side." I say with a straight face.

Robin and Sam copy my actions as Levi rolls his eyes, with the tiniest of a smile ever. It could be my eyes playing tricks on me though.

"To infinity."