UA Traitor (Denki. It's Denki)

Part 20

ooOOOOooo pLanNinG bItcH

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Denki POV (been a hot second, since this on, eh?)--

Everyone is sitting around the table, with the sheet spread out before us. Dabi is passing around IKEA pencils (they were free, so we emptied the dispenser last time we went), and Kurogiri is coming in with the cinnamon twist platter. 

Kiri is sitting between me and Izuku, looking down at the cinnamon twist, dollop of frosting, and Capri Sun on the paper plate before him like the snacks were devil spawn.

"What's wrong?" I ask, elbowing him.

"These are evil snacks," He muses.

"Yeah, bro, that's what makes them good." I answer.

"They look good."

"Yeah! The twists are great with or without frosting, and you can eat the frosting after the cinnamon twist if you want. Twice just licks it off the plate." I prattle on, trying to make him feel more comfortable, though it's probably not working.

"Yeah," Izuku joins in, "then he complains about how he should've eaten it normally. That's why we have extra; so Twice can eat it two different ways. Otherwise he gets sad and confused."

"Hm." Kiri mumbles.

"What's going on?" Dabi asks, leaning over the table to hand Kiri a pencil. "Wrong flavor Capri Sun? We've got the fruit punch kind to, if you want. I'm also pretty sure Shiggy's got some Mountain Dew hidden somewhere if you want me to grab some for you."

"Don't drink my Mountin Dew," Tomura grumbles, stabbing Dabi in the butt with a IKEA pencil.

"No, I'm okay," Kiri says, trying his cinnamon twist. "Whoa! These are super good!"

"Thank you," Kurogiri says, sitting down. "Toga and Izuku helped me to make them."

"We did!" Toga grinns. "I stirred  the ingredients and Izu-chan rolled out the twists. It was really fun!"

I had tried to help to, but they wouldn't let me near the kitchen. Something about how it wasn't funny to put pieces of burnt flesh into soup, and that Dabi didn't appreciate other people eating his skin.

"Let's get a move on," Tomura grumbles.

"I love chatting! We better get to work!" Twice shouts, licking frosting off his fingers. 

"Now that Kirishima, or Traitor 2.0," Tomura begins, "is helping us in our mission, we have almost as much access to information as we did when Denki was there.  Denki's quirk would probably be better for collecting files, jamming signals, etc., but rocky here will have to do." He gestures to Kirishima.

"Awe, give Kiri a break- he can't help it! Not like he wanted to help us in the first place," Twice (surprisingly) says, defending Kirishima.

"I- thanks?" Kiri says, confused. 

"Shh," Twice hushes, stuffing a cinnamon twist into Kiri's mouth. "Have a cinnamon twist."

"Gphmle-" Kiri protests, trying to talk through the twist.

"Let's stay on track, alright everyone?" Izuku suggests, swatting Compresses hand away from my plate.

"Yes," Shigaraki groans, "please."

"Okay," I say, "so we do have a PLAN?"

"I dunno," Dabi mumbles, doodling on the planning paper.

"I mean like, we usually do," Izuku says, "but I feel like at this point it's as if we're just part of a crappy fanfiction that doesn't know how to end itself." Izuku stares intently into the camera. 

"So you just made me betray all my friends and my own faith as a hero for...what?" Kiri asks, swallowing his churro.

I shrug. "Plot?"

"...My suffering is character development?" Kiri asks.

"Dude there's a different between plot and character development."

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Tomura rasps. "We are PLANNING. Come ON people."

"Yup." Compress mutters, slowly throwing playing cards at Twice.

"So the main information we need," Tomura says, "would be on different Hero firms. Mainly Endeavor, so spiky-fruit-man or whatever's first job would be to collect that information from Shoto Todoroki. We COULD have gotten info on All Might from Izuku, but the little brat won't talk and no one here will let me torture it out of him."

Like I would let that crusty rat man hurt my friend. Asshole. 

"Okay," Kiri growls.

"So is that everything?" Toga asks. "dabi said he would take me to Dairy Queen."

"I did?" Dabi mumbles from the corner.

"I wanna go home," Kiri sighs, drawing a sad face on the planning paper. Izuku rubs his back and I feel a flash of guilt.

A flash, but then it's gone. 

"We're NOT DONE HERE!" Tomura bellows, but everyone is already getting up and leaving. Compress and Twice steal away the last of the snacks, while Dabi takes Kiri and Toga back to the van. They're dropping off Kiri at UA, and then heading out for ice cream. Izuku and Spinner are migrating to the couch to continue their Disney marathon, and Kurogiri is rolling up the planning page and cleaning up the debree. 

Tomura scoffs, and marches out of the room, pushing my out of the way with his shoulder on his way out the doors. I grumble a few choice words about the graves on his forefathers and how he's a weak link in the chain of humanity before I jog out to the couch and plop next to Izuku.

Spinner is starting up the movie. Looks like they've made it to Brave, which mean that the movie marathon has reach 2012. 

I yawn and curl up on the couch.

"Long day?"Izuku mutters.

"Yup."

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