bad boys do it better. (pico x keith)

an unwanted visit. (phone calls and pansexuality)

Keith's POV

"I'm moving in with you? Are you sure you can afford that? I mean, I have dietary restrictions, I have medication! Pico I don't want to end up making you homeless!"

I exclaimed, biting at my nails. Pico glared me down, chuckling a little.

"What a nice way to say I'm poor. I'm flattered, Keith."

He purred, laughing a little. He seemed a lot less tense now. I mean, so was I, he'd asked me on a date for crying out loud! I'd be going on a date with Pico, and I'd be living with him! I felt like I was in a fairy tale.

I was snapped out of my dreamy trance when Pico's phone, on the table in front of us, started to ring. He picked it up lazily, going to hang it up before his eyes widened at who was calling him.

"H-hold on."

He whispered, his voice going shaky. Nene came out of the bedroom, looking confused at the sudden change in mood. She'd clearly been prepared to burst out in celebration, but now something was wrong.

Pico pressed the phone to his ear, biting at his nails.

"Hey, now is really not a good ti-"

I watched as he got cut off by whoever was on the other side. Pico's face went even paler (if that was possible), and he started motioning for me to leave the room.

"No, no! I really don't think now is a good time to come over! I'm kinda in the middle of something!"

He exclaimed, panicked. Nene rushed me around the corner, taking a knife out of her pocket. Not gonna lie, it scared me a little that whoever he was talking to may warrant violence.

There was the sound of a phone hanging up, and Pico let out an annoyed scream which he muffled with his hand. I frowned, not wanting our nice moment to be ruined like this.

Pico's POV

Now was a terrible time for this. How was he going to react to me having sex with a guy, let alone having a boyfriend? I was so nervous, but I didn't really have time to react. His calls were always less of an invitation and more of a warning.

My door (which had a broken lock courtesy of a drunk Darnell), suddenly burst open. And there he was, in all his glory. Full armor suit and all.

"Wow, this place looks just as shitty as it was last time I was here!"

He exclaimed, laughing as he took off his goggles and his helmet. His blue eyes caught onto Keith's bright hair sticking out from around the corner and he chuckled.

"You don't have to hide your one night stands from me anymore Pico, I've gotten used to you being a whore."

He stated as I watched in horror as Keith came out from around the corner, looking nervous. He walked up to my side, and leaned against me nervously.

I cleared my throat, watching Keith's confusion as he looked between me and the man who had just entered my home.

"Pico, who's this?"

He asked. I sighed, messing up my hair out of anxiety. I went to address my guest (or well, intruder) first.

"Uh, this is my....boyfriend...  Keith, and Keith, this is, uh."

I sighed, looking around nervously.

"My dad."