Sidharth and Sana both are super excited to listen to Sana's kisse kahaniya. Sid specially was waiting to listen to her filmy and childish out-of-the-movie ideas while sana is giggling even before she started narrating her faltu-ki-bakwas as per others. However, she has always weaved her life in dreams around these ideas all her life till now. A lot had even happened more than she could have thought. Isn't it like movies that out of absolutely no where she was offered bigg boss due to her controversy and Sidharth too had accepted the offer only this year despite being offered every year before this?
She always thought that destiny and her Waheguru has only brought them together. In normal life had she not spent this much time with Sidharth she may not have fallen so deeply in love with a man who is 12-13 years older to her. But it happened and this time it was an everlasting one, a true one at that and from both the sides. In these thoughts she forgot that Sid had been waiting to listen to her stories looking at her with frowned brows.
"moti....kaha kho gayi? Koi purana boyfriend yaad aa gaya kya?" he tried to joke as he usually did and she frowned at him
"tujhe kittani baar bola hai laundo ko jaa boy friends ko matt laya kar...maine baat nai karni tujhse...bakwas karna hai tune to" as she said this sid pulled her holding her neck towards him and kisses her passionately.
"aww.....mera baby....mazak bhi nahi kar sakta kya ab tere sath yaar...bolne se koi thode hi sachhi aa jayenge...achha chal sorry meri jaan...suna na main kab se wait kar waha hoon yaar...paka mat tu abhi"
"yehi kissiyan kar kar ke tu mujhe har baar mana leta hai...kuch bhi bol please ladko ki baat mat kiya kar...mujh nahi achha lagta kisi aur se naam jude mera..bol diya...promise kar nahi bolega aage se kabhi?" and he promised "ab to suna moti"
"achha ye bata tune kabhi koi filmy harkat ki hai? Jaa aisa kuch fimy socha ho ki aisa hona chaiye jaa ye hona chaiye..aise kuch?" she asks him and he thinks for few secs
"as such yaad nahi hai...nahi socha hoga...khelne koodne me....shatani karne me jyada tha main...aur mara mari ko agar filmy bolna hai to wo to bindas kiya hai....mara bhi hai aur maar khayi bhi hai"
She is sad listening, guys usually don't dream like girls or have filmy things going on in their heads. Well she was certainly influenced by movies a lot. She laughs
"hayyyyyy....sidhhaaartttt tujhe pata hai...ek na movie ayi thi Madhuri Dixit and Amir Khan ki....naam kya tha....fuckk naam yaad nahi aa raha...ruk batati hoon....ummm"
While she is trying to recollect the name, he asks her "story line bata main batata hoon naam"
"are wo jisme Madhuri Dixit ke papa bhot ameer hote n Amir Khan ke papa kachra wale....wo nai hotte sabke ghar ki raddi dabde-shabbe bottalein paper ikathha karte.... wo.... college me hote dono sath sath" before she could say further sid says the name of the movie is DIL.
"haan haan....haaan yaar maine bhul gaya tha..haan dill hi hai" and she laughs again squeezing her eyes
"abe lekin tu paida bhi nahi hui hogi tab....tune kaha se dekh li" he asks her grinning
"to tv pe atti hai naa...Sony jaa Star Plus pe jaa local chanel nahi hotte..wo laga dete the.... tabhi kabhi dekhi...mummy dekh re the...to unke sath..summer vacation me shayad.. hayyyyy tujhe pata sidharttt... main ittana impress ho gayi thi....wo nahi aise table tod ke uske aaju baju fere lete Madhuri Dixit ke ghar me...rabbaaaa......maine bhi socha tha..shadi chahe ache se kyu naa ho..maine bhi aise hi ghar ki center table tod ke usko aag laga ke fere lene hain....ek bari to life me karna hi hai aise.....hehehee...bol lega aise fere??? Contract kare? She giggles rolling over him and pulling his cheeks
He laughs aloud "pagal ghar ke samaan me aag kyu lagani hai tujhe jab sidhe sidhe tareeke se ho jayegi shadi to...pagal hai bey tu" he is laughing and she too laughs and slaps him on his chest lightly lying over his stomach turning to face him.
"hahahaha.....bol naaa....contract kare.... hayyyy...mujhe bhot impress ho gaya tha...kitna romantic hoga sochh ke dekhh aise room band kar ke table todo...kadakkkk....aise aag lagao...fere lo....baatt hi alagg hogi yaar" they both are still laughing and he even slaps her on her head and she pats her head with her own hand "kutteya kittani jor se mara"
"baby..please....muje karni aisi wali shadi naaa?? Yaar kittana thrill hai pata usme.... dekhh main batatti..soch hum aise living room me hain aur tu gusse se center table tod ke uspe petrol dal ke aise machis se aag laga ke mera hath pakad ke uske 7 fere lega...wowwww...how exciting....aise josh rahega shadi ki hai pyar me pad ke" she says with full expressions enacting with her hands narrating how she had planned
"tu dangerous hai baby....sab steel ka furniture banwana padega mujhe...pata chala kisi din shooting se aaya tu kursi table tod ke hath me ghaslet aur machis le ke khadi ha....bebu chal fere lete hain...how romantic bol ke....sach me kya kha ke paida kiya bey mummy ne tujhe... puchna padega?? Tumhare ghar me aur bhi aise namoone hain ya tu akeli hi hai aisi?? Achhhaaaaaa tune kahi apni mummy ko to karte nahi dekha aisa kuch? Jaise apne aap ko marti thi tu ki mummy bhi marti thi to waisa kuch" he laughs loudly while coughing
And him making fun of her irritates her further "bakwas mat kar....jaa nahi sunaungi tujhe kuch ab se...tu serious talks ke liye hi bana hai... mujhe wapas jana hai...chal" she says making sad face with a pout and looking at her he kissed her pout
"you are my machli....ek poem sunau...machli jal ki rani hai..jeevan uska pani hai...hath lagao dar jayegi..bahar nikalo mar jayegi" he enacts it as a nursery rhyme keeping his palm over the other and moving his fingers like kids in school would do while kissing her at the end of each line.
"ye sab pappi karne ke bahane hain..chant kahi kaa....tu har baari mujhe aisi cute cute harkatein kar ke manaya karega na bebu? She asks him looking at him tilting her neck to her left "haaan.....bol naaa"
"achha to tu faltu gussa ho jaya karegi fir main aise twinkle twinkle jhonny jhonny aise sab gaa ke nach ke tujhe manau?? Wahhhh gajjab filmy hai bey sach me...chal aage bata..nahi to mera kissi karne ka mood ban jayega...mujhe bore hota hai to fir mujhe pappi chaiye hoti hai lambi wali" he says winking at her and flashing her his like a bunny
"heheheh.....pata aur kya sochti thi main..puch mujhe?? Sana kya sochti thi?? Puch?"
"haan ...sana kya sochti thi tu??" he asks her as she always demanded it
"pata aise naa pyaar ho aur fir ghar chod ke bhag jao.....ek bag me thodo kapade wagaira le ke....jada paisa bhi nahi dono ke pass... soch... lekin bhagne ka bhoot sawar....bc bhaag ke shadi karni...duniya ke against jaa ke....aise trukko me lift le le ke piche sukhhi ghas pe baith ke kaha jaa rahe khudi ko pata nahi.... hahahahah....kuch nahi pata...bus bhag gaye......rat me so liye wo ghas pe....subah utre aise ek gav ke pas...lekin soch pata karne dhabe pe gaye to apne naam ke poster chipke hain.... wanted.... wo talashi wale hotte na waise.... rabba.....thrill soch kittana hoga naa"
Listening to her idea of this complicated thrill experiencing mechanism sid facepalmed himself and rubbed his eyes while raising his eyebrows "sun aisa real life me nahi hota hai baby....sochna bhi mat....aisa galti se bhi kuch karne ka ki chal ek din bhagke dekhte thrill karne..bungee jumping kar ke...snorkling kar le usme bhi bhot thrill hai..samjhi gadhi.... Abee best hai...tujhe offer hoga naa khatro ke Khiladi wo kar....usme sara type ka thrill experience karne milega aur paisa bhi milenge..best hai wo"
"aaahhhhh..hmmmm...bebu....sun to sahi.... maine kabb kaha bhagna mujhe...butt aise story to bata sakti hoon naa...jo main sochha karti thi ki wow...aise me kittana maza aayega....aise wala....tujhe sunana nahi hai kya? Fir puchega to nahi bataungi main kuch" she says complaining to him for condemning her idea totally
"achha bol....bus bata raha hoon...ki aisa kuch nahi hone wala hai.. normal logo ki life me nai hota aisa...now kissi time....jaldi ek achhi wali long wali gandi pappi de" he demands holding her mouth and pulling her
"siddhartttttt......dukh raha hai kutte....kissi le le ke jaan lele meri... kutteya...chain nahi hai tujhe bilkul naa...jaa nahi de rahi koi kissi wissi...hatt door" she says huffing
"dekh tu chup chap de rahi ya main khud se le loon fir?? Aur soch fir wapas chalna hai na baby?? U remember I will finish what you have started....it will be my style tonight" he says shamelessly gawking at her
"ye nishan dikh rahe hain tujhe?? Jo main make upp laga laga ke chupa rahi hoon..ye sara kuch tera hi kiya dhara hai....koi sharam nahi bachi.... ye poori honeymoon ki feeling de raha hai tu mujhe....abhi ye haal hai honeymoon me kya karega tu" she asks him and he immediately
"10-14 days of eat-sleep-fuck-irritate biwi-repeat-relax-booze-fuck-repeat" and he kisses her pulling her forcefully and laughs sticking his tongue out
"hayyyyy sidharttt..rabba.....dar lag raha hai tere is honeymoon plan se mujhe abhi se hi...sachhi aisa plan socha hai tune..maine sharam se hi mar jana hai...itne romance me...sans bhi nai lene dega tu ye plan ke hisab se" she giggles and hides her face in his chest kissing on his neck
"wo chod tu kahani bata aage...aur kya kya aisa thrilling socha hai tune?? Baki sab time aane pe dekhenge...abhi ka abhi" he says running his fingers in her hair
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Sidnaaz : LOCKDOWN LOVE SAGA (completed)
FanfictionIn continuatiin to MSK EDIT chapter... this book.. lockdown love saga will sturr up and clear loads of relationship aspects for each one of you...if you are in love or not yet..this entire book will cover various aspects that revolve around relation...
