Third Person's P.O.V
Next day Remy went with the plan he first went to the store to buy rat poison and then went to restaurant. He saw Farquaad standing all alone with an empty glass, Remy decide to go and talk to him " Hey Farty😏" he said it with happy but also weird expression. " Ugh stop calling me that and bring me a cup of tea you peasant"🙄 Remy sighed as he walked near him and took his glass.
Remy's P.O.V
in my mind { MY PLAN IS WORKING THIS UGLY DAMON LOOKING ASS WILL DIE} i started to make his tea and as i finished i put RAT poison in it.
i walked over to him glancing in his ugly piss color eyes. I gave him the tea and i watched as he drank the whole cup { NO I CAN'T LAUGH YET I HAVE TO HOLD IT IN} i sighed, on the box it said that the poison would work after 5 minutes so i casually walked away with his glass of cup like nothing ever happened.
Farquaad P.O.V
"BARRY HELP SOMETHING STRANGE IS HAPPENING TO ME MY DICK IS RISING UP"
i was screaming ( without the s😏) as i saw barry rushing over to me " ARE YOU BZZZ OK BZZZ?"
ugh this ugly peasant why even was i dating him 😒" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY AND HELP ME"what a fucking dumbass he isn't helping me with this so i might just call that ugly witch whats her name fairy godfather no wait oh yeah its fairy godsucker thats it "CALL THAT BITCH OVER WHATS HER NAME AGAIN FAIRY GODSUCKER "
"uhm y-y-ou mean fairy godmother" barry stuttered.
"Yes who gives a shit"
Remy's P.O.V
*Whats with that screaming i should see if he really died* i walked over and i saw farquaad his not dead but a fucking fairy is giving him a head "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FARQUAAD THIS IS RESTAURANT NOT P*RN HUB" i screamed but he creamed "cum down remy its good thing their doing it in bathroom" and when barry spoke to me my eyes widened * isn't farquaad dating barry why is he cheating
IN FRONT of him* " uhm may i speak AREN'T YOU GUYS DATING ??"
"Oh that we broke up like yesterday "
" So then if your single wanna go on a date?"
😏😏
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SORRY GUYS I HAVEN'T UPDATED SINCE APRIL ITS BECAUSE OF SCHOOL I'LL BE UPDATING IN THIS DAYS ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎
