dv3 chatfic✨[discontinued]

wheres my juul

Shuichi: hey have you guys seen my juul?

Kaede: YOU HAVE A JUUL?!?

Kokichi: haven't seen it👀 also didn't know u had one

Shuichi: I literally just had it in my hands

Maki: check your pockets dumbass

Shuichi: Like, you gave it back to me, right?
I let you hit my juul and then you gave it back to me
You didn't take it, did you? You wouldn't do that to me

Kaito: maki-roll maybe you have sidekick's juul?

Maki: i dont

Shuichi: So like, have you seen it? Where is it?
Seriously, like, where is it? It's not okay

Kirumi: calm down I'll help you look for it

Kokichi: how do you know what it looks like..?

Gonta: what wrong with shuichi🐛🦋

Tsumugi: don't worry gonta.. um let's look for bugs!!😊

Gonta: okay :D

Gonta and Tsumugi have gone offline

Shuichi: Where's my juul? Fuck!
Where's my juul? Can you get up?
So not cool Help me look!
Where's my juul? Oh my God!

Everyone: we're helping you look jeez😳

Shuichi: Where's my juul?
Where's my juul? Fuck!
So not cool Fuck!
Where's my juul?

Kokichi: Is that it, right there behind the couch?

Korekiyo: it's not-

Shuichi: FUCK

Miu: kokichi😏😏

Rantaro: not the time miu-

Shuichi: WHERE'S MY JUUL? FUCK
WHERE'S MY JUUL? FUCK
SO NOT COOL BITCH
WHERE'S MY JUUL? BITCH

Kiibo: PLEASE CALM DOWN SHUICHI

Himiko: nyeh.. i was asleep..

Tenko: DEGENERATE MALE YOU WOKE UP HIMIKO

Shuichi: I SWEAR TO GOD, BITCH, if you stole my FUCKING JUUL
I will break each and every one of your GODDAMN FUCKING FINGERS
And if I find that SHIT
Aha, I will FUCKING RAM that SHIT so far down your THROAT
You're gonna be FUCKING COUGHING up CLOUDS for the next month
YOU GODDAMN USELESS LITTLE BITCH!
FUCKING help me find my FUCKING JUUL

Angie: Atua does not approve of this..

Ryoma: should i be concerned?

Shuichi: WHERE'S MY JUUL?
WHERE'S MY JUUL?
SO NOT COOL!
WHERE'S MY JUUL?
WHERE'S MY JUUL?
WHERE'S MY JUUL?
SO NOT COOL!
WHERE'S MY JUUL?
WHERE'S MY JUUL? FUCK
WHERE'S MY JUUL? CAN YOU GET UP
SO NOT COOL HELP ME LOOK
WHERE'S MY JUUL? OH MY GOD
WHERE'S MY JUUL?
WHERE'S MY JUUL? FUCK
SO NOT COOL FUCK
WHERE'S MY JUUL?

Everyone: ...*highly concerned noises*

Shuichi: Oops, I found it
It was in my pocket this whole time
Sorry, guys😅

Maki: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I TOLD YOU TO CHECK YOUR POCKETS DO YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE

Maki has gone offline

Angie: Atua-damned idiot😃

Himiko: disturbed my fucking sleep

Kiibo: uhm.. shuichi im disappointed in you

Kirumi: FUCKING BITCH YOU'LL PAY THE GODDAMN PRICE. I SPENT HOURS LOOKING FOR THAT SHIT JUST FOR YOU TO SAY "OOPS IT WAS IN YOUR POCKET"?!?

Kaito: your sidekick privileges have been revoked

Kokichi: shumai...

Kaede: ...

Miu: fucking virgin tch.. shuichi ur a pain in the ass

Rantaro: shuichi you mf-😃

Korekiyo: im getting my seesaw and sickle.. beware shuichi😁

Shuichi: shit i didn't know this would happen, it was just a lyric prank chill

Kirumi: JUST A LYRIC PRANK? CHILL? I SPENT HOURS LOOKING FOR YOUR STUPID JUUL AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS. BULLSHIT SAIHARA BULLSHIT

Kokichi: ok shumai you've dug your own grave goodbye👋

Everyone has gone offline

AFTERMATH:

Everyone (except gonta, tsmoogs, ryoma and koki) tortured shuichi until he passed out

Maki used a crossbow
Kork used his seesaw and sickle
Rantaro used his special avocado attack
Kaede played horrible piano music
Miu used on of her inventions on him
Angie sacrificed him and took his bl00d
Kaito ignored him
Tenko neo aikido'd him
Himiko cast an 'Everything You Buy Will Go On Sale The Next Day' curse
Kiibo blew up his house
Kirumi beat the ever loving fuck out of saihara with a spiky ass broom